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    difference in temperature in England/Scotland

    SuperEd
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    Original Poster SuperEd

    50°F
    People in Southern England turn on the central heating
    People in Edinburgh put out bedding plants

    40°F
    Southerners shiver uncontrollably
    Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

    35°F
    Cars in the South of England refuse to start
    People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

    20°F
    Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
    Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

    15°F
    Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
    People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

    0°F
    Life in the South grinds to a halt
    Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

    -10°F
    Life in the South ceases to exist
    People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

    -80°F
    Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
    Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

    -100°F
    Santa Claus abandons North Pole
    People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

    -173°F
    Alcohol freezes
    Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

    -297°F
    Microbial life starts to disappear
    The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

    -460°F
    All atomic motion stops
    Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

    -500°F
    Hell freezes over
    Scotland will support England in the World cup

    lol-one slight innacuracy tho-no Glaswegian would EVER sunbathe on the beach at largs-ayr yes,largs no-largs could be slightly improved by dropping an atomic bomb on it.

    I smiled

    -600F Old Firm supporters put their T shirts back on during the match

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    -460°FAll atomic motion stopsShetlanders stamp their feet and blow on … -460°FAll atomic motion stopsShetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands-500°FHell freezes overScotland will support England in the World cup



    Not to be needlessly pedantic or anything, but seeing as how -459.67f is absolute zero and it's impossible under the currently understood laws of physics to get any colder, does that mean that I should give up hope with my countryfolk and find somewhere more sporting to live? It's just, if it takes a rewriting of the universe's physical laws for these stubborn pricks to just get along, I think I might be onto a loser here.

    dxx;8904711

    Not to be needlessly pedantic or anything, but seeing as how -459.67f is … Not to be needlessly pedantic or anything, but seeing as how -459.67f is absolute zero and it's impossible under the currently understood laws of physics to get any colder, does that mean that I should give up hope with my countryfolk and find somewhere more sporting to live? It's just, if it takes a rewriting of the universe's physical laws for these stubborn pricks to just get along, I think I might be onto a loser here.



    Good point. :thumbsup::-D

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    dxx;8904711

    Not to be needlessly pedantic or anything, but seeing as how -459.67f is … Not to be needlessly pedantic or anything, but seeing as how -459.67f is absolute zero and it's impossible under the currently understood laws of physics to get any colder, does that mean that I should give up hope with my countryfolk and find somewhere more sporting to live? It's just, if it takes a rewriting of the universe's physical laws for these stubborn pricks to just get along, I think I might be onto a loser here.



    Unfortunately, they are not that smart to understand the laws of physics, so yes, I think you're on to a loser.

    I wonder what temperature it is in South Africa ATM.
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