dirty unhygenic Tesco

I was in Tesco in Kilbirnie today, needed a poo so went to the men's toilets. No paper in the cubicle, no paper to dry your hands that I could use, but I was desparate so did the poo anyway. Went to wash my hands - no soap in either dispenser. Left the men's toilet and went into the disabled one to wipe my bum. There was paper but still no soap.

Just think, people are using the toilets in there then going out and touching all the groceries, fresh fruit, bagels etc without washing their hands properly. Nice.

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I'd never crap out of home...NEVER. It should be banned mucky gets, lol!

thanks for the heads up......but maybe a little too much information

Look on the bright side - it was probably the toilet used by the Tesco catering staff..........or the bakery staff

u dirty *******

Written complaint backed up with a phone call to the store manager as the contract cleaners need to be told this urgently so as to stop this happening

Lulu'sMammy;7890700

I'd never crap out of home...NEVER. It should be banned mucky gets, lol!



^^^^^THIS^^^^^

way too much info

Did you pull your pants up when moving from toilet to toilet?

gari189;7890711

Look on the bright side - it was probably the toilet used by the Tesco … Look on the bright side - it was probably the toilet used by the Tesco catering staff..........



so that explains the brown finger print on my plate of fish n chips when i asked i was told sorry the chef as been making chocolate cake feeling sick now :oops:

shamus1975;7890740

so that explains the brown finger print on my plate of fish n chips when … so that explains the brown finger print on my plate of fish n chips when i asked i was told sorry the chef as been making chocolate cake feeling sick now :oops:


FFS just vomming!

should of walked into store with trousers down and toke some bog roll and soap of the shelf lol i bet they would make sure it never happened again then

Goonieman;7890737

Did you pull your pants up when moving from toilet to toilet?



sack race style? :-D

Chernobyl fallout

Lulu'sMammy;7890761

FFS just vomming!



jesus make ure you wash your hands vomit can be as bad as choc cake well almost

shamus1975;7890774

jesus make ure you wash your hands vomit can be as bad as choc cake well … jesus make ure you wash your hands vomit can be as bad as choc cake well almost

Original Poster

shamus1975;7890763

should of walked into store with trousers down and toke some bog roll and … should of walked into store with trousers down and toke some bog roll and soap of the shelf lol i bet they would make sure it never happened again then



:-D

errrr... lol.. you put your trousers/pants back on after NOT wiping your bum?... how big were those skidders?... you should have checked the toilet b4 commening pooing for toilet roll.!! ... how desperate could sum1 be not to have time to ask for crap roll! lololol

OP were u suddenly (and medically) desperate that u needed to go tesco toilets or is this for u.....

public toilets for a wee is a no no for me.....let alone a number 2.....!

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If i'm desperate i will only wee in a public toilet but try to avoid at all costs,but a number 2 nooooo wayyy.

I always carry one of those hand sanitisers anyway so i'm sorted!

What was Tesco's response when you brought it to their attention in store?

Banned

deb8z;7891170

If i'm desperate i will only wee in a public toilet but try to avoid at … If i'm desperate i will only wee in a public toilet but try to avoid at all costs,but a number 2 nooooo wayyy.I always carry one of those hand sanitisers anyway so i'm sorted!



does that clean the poo from your hands, or do you use it as a cork :?

just been readin the comments and tears are streaming from my eyes loooool

lasses tend to knock out maybe a poop a week so not really an issue for them, but if you're a standard three-a-day fella it's somewhat different..............

scrumpypaul;7891234

lasses tend to knock out maybe a poop a week so not really an issue for … lasses tend to knock out maybe a poop a week so not really an issue for them, but if you're a standard three-a-day fella it's somewhat different..............



why is that my oH has about 3 poos a day!!!!

sassie;7891223

does that clean the poo from your hands, or do you use it as a cork :?



Ewwww lol

ilovepink;7891242

why is that my oH has about 3 poos a day!!!!



I don't know anyone who has 3 a day,male or female:w00t:

deb8z;7891254

I don't know anyone who has 3 a day,male or female:w00t:



srs, and hes in there for like 4o mins, he plays the computer whilst hes in there

Mod & Ed

shamus1975;7890763

should of walked into store with trousers down and toke some bog roll and … should of walked into store with trousers down and toke some bog roll and soap of the shelf lol i bet they would make sure it never happened again then


It's happened, when I lived in Lancaster, the local paper ran a story about a chap who walked into Barrow in Furness 24 hr Tesco at 3am and cos the toilets were shut, he walked to the loo roll aisle and did a big poo, used the toilet roll off the shelf, pulled his trousers up and tried to walk out ( he was drunk ), I laughed so much I nearly wet myself, but Tesco's had him arrested, he was fined £1000 and named and shamed in the paper:-D

Alfonse;7890770

sack race style? :-D

:w00t::w00t:

mccririck you skiddy panted minger why didn't you just use your socks or skiddy pants to wipe then flush them ???. needs must when the poo fairy calls :thumbsup:

I'd also have peed all over the seat to alert the next user to the loo's bad state

ilovepink;7891277

srs, and hes in there for like 4o mins, he plays the computer whilst hes … srs, and hes in there for like 4o mins, he plays the computer whilst hes in there



OMG a toilet is not for playing computers in,i'd kill my OH if he did that:w00t:

ilovepink;7891277

srs, and hes in there for like 4o mins, he plays the computer whilst hes … srs, and hes in there for like 4o mins, he plays the computer whilst hes in there



plays the computer or looks at somethink on the computer whilst playing with sometrhink else!!!!:whistling:

Banned

deb8z;7891243

Ewwww lol



nice avoidance there debz :whistling:

Why do so many commenters refuse to ever use a public toilet for a no. 2? So long as it's clean and there's paper and soap, what's the problem?

"Just think, people are using the toilets in there then going out and touching all the groceries, fresh fruit, bagels etc without washing their hands properly. Nice."

Yes, that would be you! You dirty poo gremlin.

All of my local Tesco looks like a toilet, filthy rathole.:x

Banned

thescientist;7891512

Why do so many commenters refuse to ever use a public toilet for a no. 2? … Why do so many commenters refuse to ever use a public toilet for a no. 2? So long as it's clean and there's paper and soap, what's the problem?



cause they would rather shat themselves, of course they would go if they where desperate

omg
poo gremlin :giggle:
my stomachs churning
tears streaming down my eyes
i've never wretched and laughed so hard at the same time
feel ick tho
:giggle::giggle:

Original Poster

I wear boxers so the poo didnt touch them. A bit did fall on the seat though when I stood up, however I had nothing to wipe it off...

**** stained apples buying pre packed from now on

Banned

shamus1975;7890763

should of walked into store with trousers down and toke some bog roll and … should of walked into store with trousers down and toke some bog roll and soap of the shelf lol i bet they would make sure it never happened again then




Don't forget it's half-term, supermarkets are full of kids (parents for some reason drag them around all day)

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