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    disgusting thing happened!!!

    I was in a night club in glasgow called" one up" !it was really busy and the ladies loos were mobbed as usual with the usual line up outside waiting for a toilet .This girl came out and said to the toilet attendant there is a number 2 stuck in the pan !lol The attendant lifted what looked like a smaller version of a paddle for a boat and pushed it in the pan ! then shouted next !!!!no disinfectant no spray no nothing !! then proceded to leave the paddle upright next to where everyone was standing !! I nearly vomited on the spot absolutely disgusting and a disgrace . Then the attendant carried on handing out hand towels to people coming out of the loos without washing her hands first then expected a tip !!!!! of a pound no less:roll:

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    **** happens!

    I could tell you a story about the womens toilet at a place I worked..there were just over 200 females and one loo...OK 6 cubicles...I will not carry on cos it's disgusting..I was the manager and had to deal with this continuing incident of filth by one member of staff...we never discovered who it was and I was certainly not going to sit in a cubicle to try and trap the culprit...to cut the story..just think Northern Ireland prison protest...get it?

    currychops

    I could tell you a story about the womens toilet at a place I … I could tell you a story about the womens toilet at a place I worked..there were just over 200 females and one loo...OK 6 cubicles...I will not carry on cos it's disgusting..I was the manager and had to deal with this continuing incident of filth by one member of staff...we never discovered who it was and I was certainly not going to sit in a cubicle to try and trap the culprit...to cut the story..just think Northern Ireland prison protest...get it?



    Hunger strike in the womens toilet ? :giggle:

    I could tell you the story about 1 particular loo at my old place of work. It always smelt like somebody had been in and dropped a log and a half.
    One day a supervisor went to the loo and I guess he was a bit curious and opened up the cistern. He was a bit shocked to find about 20 neatly wrapped parcels where somebody had been catching their "doings" and wrapping it in loo roll and placing it in the cistern!

    Now that is gross (and no it wasn't me!)

    peteivy

    I could tell you the story about 1 particular loo at my old place of … I could tell you the story about 1 particular loo at my old place of work. It always smelt like somebody had been in and dropped a log and a half.One day a supervisor went to the loo and I guess he was a bit curious and opened up the cistern. He was a bit shocked to find about 20 neatly wrapped parcels where somebody had been catching their "doings" and wrapping it in loo roll and placing it in the cistern! Now that is gross (and no it wasn't me!)



    :shock: thats sick!! lol

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    At the hotel where I used to work, there was a rather large girl who was a cleaner. She wasn't a 'full shilling' bless her and used to use the air freshener that she carried round on her cleaning trolley as perfume. Let's just say when she used to go to the loo, she used to leave a 'hoof print' on the seat.
    And she used to do this at all times of the month, if you catch my.. er.. drift.. nobody ever had the gall to say anything to her...
    I'll leave it there

    Y U C K

    And the amazing thing is- these people probably do the same thing at home and think nothing of it....yuck yuck yuck :cry:

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    Crazy1

    Y U C KAnd the amazing thing is- these people probably do the same thing … Y U C KAnd the amazing thing is- these people probably do the same thing at home and think nothing of it....yuck yuck yuck :cry:



    You're probably right- doesn't bare thinking about :giggle:

    the less I see of these posts the better for my stomach...where's that blindfold!

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    currychops

    the less I see of these posts the better for my stomach...where's that … the less I see of these posts the better for my stomach...where's that blindfold!




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    whats a hoof print?....a skiddie?

    When I was in school somebody wrote 'YOU STINK' in big writing on the wall of the toilets, using their own poo.

    Lmfao! I love this thread....when we moved into our new house, i was talking at the garden fence as ya do. Our at the time 9 week old puppy came running into the garden with a pair of my dirty skiddies lol....i could of died, especially as the bloke next door is fairly fit!

    My morning coffee isn't sitting comfortably, thanks very much

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    Lulu'sMammy

    whats a hoof print?....a skiddie?


    :giggle: yes, but front and back...

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    Scouser78

    When I was in school somebody wrote 'YOU STINK' in big writing on the … When I was in school somebody wrote 'YOU STINK' in big writing on the wall of the toilets, using their own poo.




    Beautiful... :giggle:

    OMG what a load of yuk stories! :w00t:

    I remember (naming no names!) someone I used to work with had swallowed a tooth crown thing!

    Anyhow, after contacting the dentist, advice was to 'do' doings (if you know what I mean!) onto a carrier bag, then mooch around the said 'do-do's' to look and retrieve the crown!

    Imagine, putting that back into your mouth! Or being the dentist doing it!! :w00t:

    Keep 'em coming, but I'm finding it hard to stifle a laugh while I'm at work

    Ditto

    Keep 'em coming, but I'm finding it hard to stifle a laugh while I'm at … Keep 'em coming, but I'm finding it hard to stifle a laugh while I'm at work


    Hmmmmm i think you need to get taking pics!

    at a place i once worked we had a misterious "poo pirate"

    he sat as far back on the loo as possible and never flushed

    leaving a perfectly formed turd on the porceline (above water)

    never any paper in there

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    knewbold

    at a place i once worked we had a misterious "poo pirate"he sat as far … at a place i once worked we had a misterious "poo pirate"he sat as far back on the loo as possible and never flushedleaving a perfectly formed turd on the porceline (above water)never any paper in there



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    God some people are brought up strange, i think my mother would have a conory (sp?) if she found out i did some of these LMAO!

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    Lulu'sMammy

    God some people are brought up strange, i think my mother would have a … God some people are brought up strange, i think my mother would have a conory (sp?) if she found out i did some of these LMAO!




    As in Sean? How lovely.

    juliet_bravo

    As in Sean? How lovely.


    Would you mind having sean connery lol, i wouldnt !!

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    Lulu'sMammy

    Would you mind having sean connery lol, i wouldnt !!




    Nevermind the fact that he is the same age as my nan!...

    juliet_bravo

    Nevermind the fact that he is the same age as my nan!...


    I didnt say to sleep with! Dirty girl!

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    Lulu'sMammy

    I didnt say to sleep with! Dirty girl!




    Oh yeah he'd be nice to have about the house, he could be my butler & answer the phone for me. I wonder if he's any good at cooking birds eye potato waffles?

    juliet_bravo

    Oh yeah he'd be nice to have about the house, he could be my butler & … Oh yeah he'd be nice to have about the house, he could be my butler & answer the phone for me. I wonder if he's any good at cooking birds eye potato waffles?


    Funny thing, ive just had a waffle sandwich lol....girl after my own heart! I was thinking more his money though JB, grasp it girl, grasp it! :-D
    How do i get them little pics, will you tell me xx

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    Lulu'sMammy

    Funny thing, ive just had a waffle sandwich lol....girl after my own … Funny thing, ive just had a waffle sandwich lol....girl after my own heart! I was thinking more his money though JB, grasp it girl, grasp it! :-DHow do i get them little pics, will you tell me xx



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    Only kidding.... I've PM'd you
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