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    DIY Colonic irrigation

    In these times of hardship I was looking for a cheap way of cleaning me pipes.

    Basically If I stick a hosepipe up me bum will that do the same job that you go and pay the clinic to do?

    Thanks

    53 Comments

    Original Poster

    Do you think a hosepipe will be sufficient, or do you think it would be best to get one of these?

    http://electricpowerwasherreviews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/electric_power_washer.jpg

    Original Poster

    whatsThePoint

    yeap, but don't connect the other end to a tap, pour the water in with … yeap, but don't connect the other end to a tap, pour the water in with something



    Why shouldn't I connect it to a tap?

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    As long as hose pipe ban is over where you are - use a hosepipe - carefully oO

    Original Poster

    chasmi49

    As long as hose pipe ban is over where you are - use a hosepipe - … As long as hose pipe ban is over where you are - use a hosepipe - carefully oO



    Yeah I think it is. I'll double check.

    Original Poster

    sickly sweet



    Whats up ss?

    Banned

    after you have inserted 10 inches of hosepipe, push just over a foot of barbed wire through the hose and remove the hosepipe this will help you remove anything left behind

    Original Poster

    slamdunkin

    after you have inserted 10 inches of hosepipe, push just over a foot of … after you have inserted 10 inches of hosepipe, push just over a foot of barbed wire and remove the hosepipe this will help you remove anything left behind



    Thats just a silly idea.

    This guy cleans pipes for free, pm me for his number
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    whatsThePoint

    you do know the pressure at the end of a jet wash will easily cut flesh



    jonny is made of steel. He can handle a bit of pressure up his bum......

    Original Poster

    spaceinvader

    This guy cleans pipes for free, pm me for his number



    I'm not letting him anywhere near my pipes, I'd end up with a **** tunnel! oO

    if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)

    Original Poster

    whatsThePoint

    you do know the pressure at the end of a jet wash will easily cut flesh



    Oh, Ok. Think I'll just go with the hosepipe then. Thanks.

    Somebody has posted just the thing for you

    Original Poster

    chasmi49

    Somebody has posted just the thing for you



    That looks just the ticket, 20 metres will be plentiful. and when I'm finished the missus can keep it for a belt

    Original Poster

    mutley1

    if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)



    Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.

    jonny619447

    That looks just the ticket, 20 metres will be plentiful. and when I'm … That looks just the ticket, 20 metres will be plentiful. and when I'm finished the missus can keep it for a belt



    For that comment you may need more than colonic irrigation

    Original Poster

    Miles, what do you think?

    scott148

    Ask Miles X)



    Someone had to say it

    jonny619447

    Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house … Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.



    who said i was a man?
    would you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)

    Original Poster

    mutley1

    who said i was a man? :pwould you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)



    I'd find it less peverse, and probably quite enjoyable.

    mutley1

    who said i was a man? :pwould you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)


    Hes probably a cross dressing dog X)

    mutley1

    who said i was a man? :pwould you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)



    Jury's still out on you muttles

    ps leaving because not my sort of thread.

    Hi jonny, bye jonny.

    Original Poster

    WoolyM

    Hes probably a cross dressing dog X)



    Well, I'm not thowing it a bone

    Original Poster

    maccy1

    Jury's still out on you muttles :pps leaving because not my sort of … Jury's still out on you muttles :pps leaving because not my sort of thread. :|Hi jonny, bye jonny.



    Maccy! Don't leave so soon

    mutley1

    who said i was a man? :pwould you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)



    You can be either - I'm open minded X)

    jonny619447

    I'd find it less peverse, and probably quite enjoyable.



    irrespective of whether the person that gives it to you be male or female, it is gonna hurt.
    ouch. X)

    prunes and lots of them oO oO oO

    mutley1

    irrespective of whether the person that gives it to you be male or … irrespective of whether the person that gives it to you be male or female, it is gonna hurt.ouch. X)


    Dont you mean woof X)

    Original Poster

    adwozere

    prunes and lots of them oO oO oO



    Why would I want to stick lots of prunes up me wrong-un?

    jonny619447

    Why would I want to stick lots of prunes up me wrong-un?



    HaHa HeHeHe what about this for £2.48 8 Pattern Alumium Sprayer Gun
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    Edited by: "adwozere" 12th Jul 2012

    Original Poster

    adwozere

    HaHa HeHeHe what about this for £2.48 8 Pattern Alumium Sprayer Gun



    Think the hose might work best on its own, but thanks.

    Edited by: "jonny619447" 12th Jul 2012

    Original Poster

    btw has anyone done this before? does it work?

    jonny619447

    btw has anyone done this before? does it work?



    We are all waiting for you to tell us

    you need BBC

    as soon as i saw the title I knew I would be mentioned

    The best way to do a clean out of just the first foot is an attachment for your shower head,

    here is all the info you need

    http://www.barebackhealth.net/health/douching.html

    for practical vids pm churchy he has one and is happy to post vids of him using it

    Pepper your angus

    miles136

    as soon as i saw the title I knew I would be mentionedThe best way to do … as soon as i saw the title I knew I would be mentionedThe best way to do a clean out of just the first foot is an attachment for your shower head,here is all the info you needhttp://www.barebackhealth.net/health/douching.htmlfor practical vids pm churchy he has one and is happy to post vids of him using it



    Love it miles

    Pay back time
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