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Do all scottish blokes die virgins?

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Must be all the battered mars bars

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seriously. wtf??

Er no why? I've never met one yet lol. Must admit never had a fried mars bar either and none of our chippies sell them. Maybe they're part of a legend along with the wild haggis............

Any good chippy will tell u that deep frying a piece of choccy will seriously knack up your oil. Are they urban legend ?

Bit random? Is OP feeling a little unwell?

deek72

Bit random? Is OP feeling a little unwell?



He's just a tad worried about consuming too much choc I think

lol wut?

seriously though, the fried mars bar thing is bull, never seen one anywhere or heard of anyone having one

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Edited by: "aScottishBloke" 28th Jul 2010

micoo

lol wut?seriously though, the fried mars bar thing is bull, never seen … lol wut?seriously though, the fried mars bar thing is bull, never seen one anywhere or heard of anyone having one



You can get them,a lot of my local chippys do them,mars in batter,apparently they are lovely but I'll pass Yuck

aScottishBloke

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Yeah! Go ASB!

Mmmm imagine having some chips from the pans afterwards... choccy flavoured chips. Ill pass :-)

Saying that we had deep fried pizza years ago when my old man worked in Scotland. Twas very nice actually ill always remember them. BUT they were specially made for deep frying. I guess most of the topping and cheese was on the inside (does that make it still a topping..... or would it be an inning..... hmmm interesting).

flavoured chips. Ill pass :-)
Edited by: "Squelds" 28th Jul 2010

not while your wifes still alive

The chippy i used to go to used to do them if you took the mars bar in,.

So obvious what the OP is really up to with this thread - and getting soooooo boring now

dont know but i knew a scottish bloke who was a virgin

Yannies Fish Bar on High Street, Glasgow - maps.google.co.uk/map….78

Val Doro Restaurant - maps.google.co.uk/map….09

Thats the two places I know in Glasgow that do Fried Mars Bars. Val Doro actually do a Mars Bar supper (fried mars bar and chips).

Last time i tried one was about 10 years ago, and they look absolutely terrible. First bite is amazing though. Dont eat anymore though, youll feel sick immediately. One bit is enough!

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Deep fired Mars Bars are excellent although only ever had 1 when I was drunk so my taste buds were prob gone by that stage anyway

I have had deep fried mars bars in Creiff, and they were in a 5* restaurant, delicious but you wouldnt want more than 1.

I tried a battered Mars bar once and it was actually quite tasty,, wasnt in Scotland though,, it was Leamington Spa of all places

Haha, guessing this is the op having a go at asb for suspending him or something, seriously, I thought that the humour in calling somebody a virgin cesed to be funny when you hit puberty or something??

As for the mars bar thing, I had one years ago, it was actually quite nice, but I could almost feel my arteries hardening with every bite, so I've never had one since.......

OP #FAIL (again)

I can think of better things to do with a mars bar and a Scottish chick!

My local chippy let's you take in any chocolate bar and they'll fry them for you.

I haven't tried one, and I doubt I ever will.

aScottishBloke

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lol at the irony

In answer to your question OP, yes they do.
Edited by: "mr.potato_head" 28th Jul 2010

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I think I got into a fight with the OP once by saying he was a crap dad because he had a picture of some breasts as his avatar. in for the win, VB1 style.

dumb and dumber thread as per

vibeone

I think I got into a fight with the OP once by saying he was a crap dad … I think I got into a fight with the OP once by saying he was a crap dad because he had a picture of some breasts as his avatar. in for the win, VB1 style.



Classic.

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daysleeper268

not while your wifes still alive



lol,he asked for that ..........

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Ascot

I can think of better things to do with a mars bar and a Scottish chick!



op never mentioned chicks,something you want to get off your chest ASCOT!

RFC

op never mentioned chicks,something you want to get off your chest ASCOT!



He deep fries Scottish women.

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died a death in here.......
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