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    Do fish Cry?

    Do fish Cry?

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    Depends how hard you hit them...........

    No because after 5 seconds they don't remember ever being upset

    dont think they have any feelings. suppose you could rub an onion in its face.
    i wonder if they sweat though?

    nope but they FRY pretty well

    or is this some sorta parody thread lol

    SuperEd

    Nope, they don't have tear ducts, so it is impossible for them to cry lol

    This morning?

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    only when they hit the hot fat

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    Only if you batter them

    Fish yawn, cough, and even burp. But they don’t get choked up.

    Crying, says Monterey Bay Aquarium’s retired senior marine biologist Steve Webster, is an emotional response made only by big-brained mammals.

    Crybabies are "self-aware and can reflect upon past events, make projections about future events and engage in lots of other complex cognitive behaviors," Webster said.

    "Since fishes lack the parts of the brain that set us apart from the fishes—the cerebral cortex—I doubt very much that fishes engage in anything like crying," Webster told LiveScience. "And certainly they produce no tears, since their eyes are constantly bathed in a watery medium."

    Another thread which is about a load of old Pollocks

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    renown;7469600

    Another thread which is about a load of old Pollocks



    i like what you done there i think i'll perch here and watch this one

    renown;7469600

    Another thread which is about a load of old Pollocks



    oh cod

    what a lame joke

    fragaliciousbob;7469640

    i like what you done there i think i'll perch here and watch this one



    numptyj;7469651

    oh codwhat a lame joke



    Your in the right Plaice for bads jokes:p

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    i'm goint to add a dab of humour in this plaice and give it a little soul

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    When I go fishing, the fish I catch seem to cry a lot. (And also send PMs to Mods!) :w00t:

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    guv;7469686

    When I go fishing, the fish I catch seem to cry a lot. (And also send PMs … When I go fishing, the fish I catch seem to cry a lot. (And also send PMs to Mods!) :w00t:



    yes i had this recently

    renown;7469668

    Your in the right Plaice for bads jokes:p



    hotukdeals is a great plaice for us cheapskates

    sea what i did there lol

    I wonder what eel come up with next :-D

    Of course they do, how do you think the sea got there! lol \m/

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    tuna in later for more bad fish jokes

    Lets have some rythem turn up the Sea Bass

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    Are you all doing this on porpoise?

    guv;7469725

    Are you all doing this on porpoise?



    What does it Manta to you :whistling:

    we certainly all got Reeled in to that lol

    renown;7469740

    What does it Manta to you :whistling:



    Don't be shellfish

    lol at the puns

    renown;7469749

    we certainly all got Reeled in to that lol



    hook. line and sinker lol

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    i'm having a whale of a time here

    Original Poster

    guv;7469686

    When I go fishing, the fish I catch seem to cry a lot. (And also send PMs … When I go fishing, the fish I catch seem to cry a lot. (And also send PMs to Mods!) :w00t:



    Can I use that as a tag?

    Ive got to go & Crab some lunch

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    Adam2050;7469840

    Can I use that as a tag?



    Feel free. :thumbsup:

    SuperEd

    something fishy going on

    Stop carping on with yourselves, this is getting crappie

    Original Poster

    guv;7469854

    Feel free. :thumbsup:



    Might get kicked banned.

    And with no football games happening could be low on entertainment.

    Fish really do cry according to hotukdeals OFFICIAL (Terms and conditions apply)

    SuperEd

    I've haddock nuff of this

    nah they don't cry, they just feel low most of the time

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    If your talking about, How some sushi gets prepared i would think so, ( they keep the fish alive, slice bits of them, still alive back in tank )

    I would link a video to youtube, But some may find it disturbing, Best to look for yourselves :thumbsup:

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    Adam2050;7469870

    Might get kicked banned.Fish really do cry according to hotukdeals … Might get kicked banned.Fish really do cry according to hotukdeals OFFICIAL (Terms and conditions apply)



    Here, fishy fishy fishy.....:thumbsup:

    SuperEd

    Maybe I should stop trawling the depths so I won't mussel into this thread any longer.
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