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    Do I just attract lunatics?

    Had an appointment early this morning so took a taxi to get there-driver bursts straight into this story about how he had a "scientist" in the cab last week who was just back from a lunch appointment with neil armstrong(yes-THE neil armstrong) It gets better-so the scientist asks neil armstrong about the famous conspiracy theory surrounding the moon landings and armstrong tells him that firstly they were attacked by 3 huge spaceships while on the surface of the moon,and that the cia made the astronauts sign an oath never to reveal this in case the american public were scared.

    also the pictures WERE faked,not because they never went to the moon,but because the quality of the real pics wasnt good enough so nasa built a fake set to take the pics the public saw.

    All the time the guy is telling me this,Im thinking its a joke,theres a punchline coming at the end,but no,its all true according to him!

    Why do I keep meeting utter maniacs like this? Is it me?

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    loooooooooooooooooooool

    Yes is just you .. I think that in the past Mrs barky has embarrassed you so much that to try & ease the pain of it all your mind is creating things & hearing voices to try & get you through this most difficult time in your life! so stop worrying cause the cab driver wasn't even talking twas just your mind filling in time. ;-)

    I believe him!

    its something to do with taxi drivers, i get one everyday to work most of the them tell me bull s*** stories abt thm.., thy just drag me into conversation and ask everything.., why can't thy just shut up and drive safe:whistling:

    Trickyjabs;7516167

    I believe him!



    can see why:whistling:

    most of the cabbies round here cant speak english LOL

    so its hello boss

    *silence* loool

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    numptyj;7516215

    most of the cabbies round here cant speak english LOLso its hello … most of the cabbies round here cant speak english LOLso its hello boss*silence* loool



    I need to find a cab company like that-twice Ive been in a taxi recently and the last guy started some homophobic rant about zac efron which I cant even begin to repeat here,and there was just no reason for that conversation to even start-he just launched right into it,and then this nutter today-had enough.

    barky;7516260

    I need to find a cab company like that-twice Ive been in a taxi recently … I need to find a cab company like that-twice Ive been in a taxi recently and the last guy started some homophobic rant about zac efron which I cant even begin to repeat here,and there was just no reason for that conversation to even start-he just launched right into it,and then this nutter today-had enough.



    lool
    are these minicabs or black cabs? where abouts do u live?

    never really had a proper chat with a cabby lol on our drunk nights they might blab on but sometimes u cant understand them, or they say stuff in their horrible english and cos it doesnt make sense it makes it funny lol

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    numptyj;7516311

    loolare these minicabs or black cabs? where abouts do u live?never really … loolare these minicabs or black cabs? where abouts do u live?never really had a proper chat with a cabby lol on our drunk nights they might blab on but sometimes u cant understand them, or they say stuff in their horrible english and cos it doesnt make sense it makes it funny lol




    southside of glasgow-this is eastwood mearns taxis-Im never calling them again tho!minicabs.

    barky;7516423

    southside of glasgow-this is eastwood mearns taxis-Im never calling them … southside of glasgow-this is eastwood mearns taxis-Im never calling them again tho!minicabs.



    oops

    "location glasgow" kinda give it away didnt think lol

    well the cabs im talkin about are around greater london, mainly ones we can **** around in and then run at the end of the evening LOL

    edit..or ones you can get sick on the side of outta the window and then run...not that ive done that LOL

    set missus barky on them lol

    in all seriousness i got in a taxi in Glasgow and all the way to my destination the driver told me all about Rod Stewart where he drinks in Glasgow etc telling me ha always rings him for a lift etc felt like saying i don't give a flying............where Rod Stewart drinks or gets taxi's too

    its defo Glasgow drivers lol

    although in Dundee theres a taxi I unfortunatley usually end up in on nights out the driver keeps telling me how he rigs the 20p coffee machine at work to make stronger coffee ........at 3am in the morning after 20 pints do i give a flying ............about cofee machines,

    dcx_badass;7516726

    We had a white skin head tell us that he enjoyed it when it was other … We had a white skin head tell us that he enjoyed it when it was other religions holidays as it stopped those ****ing ****'s stealing all his work, he then went on to tell us abortion jokes. Never done so much awkward laughing in my life.Also I have a stalker on facebook as of yesterday.


    lol @ arkward laughin, wasteman, you should of deadded him, lol @ you being scared of someone.

    black gerbil1;7517819

    lol @ arkward laughin, wasteman, you should of deadded him, lol @ you … lol @ arkward laughin, wasteman, you should of deadded him, lol @ you being scared of someone.



    the guy might have been some neo nazi fanatic with a machete and bin bag lined boot LOL

    should have knocked him spark out though and ran the cab loool

    numptyj;7518146

    the guy might have been some neo nazi fanatic with a machete and bin bag … the guy might have been some neo nazi fanatic with a machete and bin bag lined boot LOLshould have knocked him spark out though and ran the cab loool



    would of Egyptian drop kicked him.
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