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    Do you ever reply to the emails in your Spam folder?

    I did last month and I've now inherited $7 million from a Nigeria prince and doubled the size of my dong!

    You should try it!

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    Not the same Nigerian prince I'm going to marry I hope........?

    Dear Friend,

    Thank you for your response and your interest in regards to this transaction. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the entire legal document that will back up this transaction and put you in place to claim the fund. However before we proceed further I will like you to send me any for of identification so that I can see whom I want to transact this business with because the fund in question is huge hence I have to be careful and my position at work .

    I will like to know you more before i will give you more detail please send me your telephone number so that i can call you for us to talk more in regards to this transaction.

    Sincerely,

    Mr.Shu Yang


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    [COLOR="Red"]Hello Mr.Shu Yang,

    Please find attached my driving license.
    [COLOR="Blue"](attached is a passport sytle photo of a women in her 30's)[/COLOR]
    I am very eager to receive these funds, please can we assign code names, as i will be called Moon Shadow, and you shall be called Ian Wright.
    This is for security reasons as i don’t want this to fall into the wrong hands.

    Please note that I am using my husbands email address and he knows nothing about this huge fund.

    Please could you send me a picture of yourself so I can study the face.

    Thank you Ian Wright.

    Regards,

    Moon Shadow.[/COLOR]

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    Dear Friend,

    Thank you but you are not real

    Sincerely,

    Mr Shu Yang


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    [COLOR="Red"]Greetings Ian Wright.

    I can confirm I am real as I have asked a friend to pinch me.
    You must have me confused with Pinocchio.

    Please can you send me more information’s as I would like to receive these funds.
    I live in a very poor area and these moneys will enable me to pay of my master and I will be free of my slavery.



    Thank you.

    Moon Shadow[/COLOR]

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    *after this i havent recvied any spam mail like this.

    2"" not bad


    Sorry

    dontasciime;4713675

    2"" not badSorry



    i lol'd

    dontasciime;4713675

    2"" not badSorry


    i lol'd

    http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j263/Smashchu/Backfire.jpg

    Nice one

    LOL!! i got promised an increase in mine ....and i don't even have one!!

    brangelina;4713739

    LOL!! i got promised an increase in mine ....and i don't even have one!!



    I was thinking today i've not seen you for a while,you ok ?

    deb8z;4713754

    I was thinking today i've not seen you for a while,you ok ?



    hi Debz, thanks for asking. have got a new lease of life after getting the all clear healthwise. am now looking forward to the holidays and lots of stuff i have planned. you ok??

    Original Poster

    dontasciime;4713675

    2"" not badSorry



    LOL, cheeky! :w00t:

    brangelina;4713786

    hi Debz, thanks for asking. have got a new lease of life after getting … hi Debz, thanks for asking. have got a new lease of life after getting the all clear healthwise. am now looking forward to the holidays and lots of stuff i have planned. you ok??




    Thats good to hear,i'm not so bad thanks:thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    black gerbil1;4713716

    i lol'd



    Would still be an inch and half bigger than yours, friendless steroid boy! :whistling:

    Banned

    Of course I do!
    Not every Email in a spam folder is spam.

    Have a look at 'www.619eater.com' as they have some great stories like this !!

    [email protected] size
    I am scared to open anything in my spam folder in case its a virus. I keep getting this one email that is trying to tempt me with chocolate samples.

    Yes, and now I have the biggest pe*is in the whole world.

    Original Poster

    kjbenja;4715475

    Yes, and now I have the biggest pe*is in the whole world.



    Good work! ;-)
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