Do you have a favourite "Knock Knock" joke?

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Found 24th Jun 2008
I wonder how many "Knock Knock" jokes we could come up with here?

Nothing but "Knock knock" jokes please!

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Original Poster

[FONT=Arial]Knock knock![/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Whose there?[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Dwayne.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Dwayne who?[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Dwayne the bath, I’m drowning![/FONT]

knock knock
Whose there
Granny
Granny who
knock knock
Whose there
Granny
Granny who
knock knock
Whose there
Granny
Granny who
knock knock
Whose there
Aunt
Aunt who
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those Grannies :w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

alnbowes;2378893

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hahah thats a good n

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.


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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Onya.
Onya who?
Onya marks, get set, go.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Osama"
"quick everybody in to the bomb shelter"

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Madam

Madam who?

Madam fingers caught in the door!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

You just now said it!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Eureka
Eureka who?
Eureka something, and it really pongs

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

Knock, knock Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat to the door and find out.

Knock knock
who's there
Biggish
Biggish who?
No thanks mate

masterbrown;2378952

"Knock Knock""Who's there?""Osama""quick everybody in to the bomb shelter"



"Hahaha Soooooooooooooo funny"!!! :thumbsup:

knock knock
who's there?
i'm a pile up
i'm a pile up who...

knock knock
who's there?
cow's go
cow's go who?
cow's go moo not who



knock knock
who's there?
dr
dr who?
you just said it

guerilla;2379159

Knock knockwho's thereBiggishBiggish who?No thanks mate



Thats got to be the best one!

Original Poster

guerilla;2379159

Knock knockwho's thereBiggishBiggish who?No thanks mate




I'll have to remember this one!:-D

homer_213;2379504

Thats got to be the best one!



Between that one and the 'I'm a pile up' lol:-D
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