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    Do you have a favourite "Knock Knock" joke?

    I wonder how many "Knock Knock" jokes we could come up with here?

    Nothing but "Knock knock" jokes please!

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    Original Poster

    [FONT=Arial]Knock knock![/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial]Whose there?[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial]Dwayne.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial]Dwayne who?[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial]Dwayne the bath, I’m drowning![/FONT]

    knock knock
    Whose there
    Granny
    Granny who
    knock knock
    Whose there
    Granny
    Granny who
    knock knock
    Whose there
    Granny
    Granny who
    knock knock
    Whose there
    Aunt
    Aunt who
    Aunt you glad I got rid of all those Grannies :w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

    alnbowes;2378893

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    hahah thats a good n

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Distress.
    Distress who?
    Distress is brand new.


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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Onya.
    Onya who?
    Onya marks, get set, go.

    "Knock Knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Osama"
    "quick everybody in to the bomb shelter"

    Knock Knock

    Whose there?

    Madam

    Madam who?

    Madam fingers caught in the door!

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Doctor

    Doctor Who?

    You just now said it!!

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Eureka
    Eureka who?
    Eureka something, and it really pongs

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

    Knock, knock Who's there?
    Kent
    Kent who?
    Kent you tell by my voice?

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Isabel.
    Isabel who?
    Isabel working? I had to knock.

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Goat
    Goat Who?
    Goat to the door and find out.

    Knock knock
    who's there
    Biggish
    Biggish who?
    No thanks mate

    masterbrown;2378952

    "Knock Knock""Who's there?""Osama""quick everybody in to the bomb shelter"



    "Hahaha Soooooooooooooo funny"!!! :thumbsup:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    i'm a pile up
    i'm a pile up who...

    knock knock
    who's there?
    cow's go
    cow's go who?
    cow's go moo not who



    knock knock
    who's there?
    dr
    dr who?
    you just said it

    guerilla;2379159

    Knock knockwho's thereBiggishBiggish who?No thanks mate



    Thats got to be the best one!

    Original Poster

    guerilla;2379159

    Knock knockwho's thereBiggishBiggish who?No thanks mate




    I'll have to remember this one!:-D

    homer_213;2379504

    Thats got to be the best one!



    Between that one and the 'I'm a pile up' lol:-D
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