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    Do you want to be buried or cremated?

    just curious :-)

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    neither thanks

    Original Poster

    Starr

    neither thanks



    ok, next

    Buried please

    Original Poster

    RosieWoo

    Buried please



    i'll see what i can do X)

    Cremated in the cheapest box possible.

    No point in wasting money on something that will be burned or buried!

    My funeral is planned and paid for (though thankfully not booked!)

    I want cremated but my ashes buried.

    i asked the wife for a viking burial just to be awkward

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    bossyboots

    My funeral is planned and paid for (though thankfully not booked!)I want … My funeral is planned and paid for (though thankfully not booked!)I want cremated but my ashes buried.



    did you get discount?

    bossyboots

    My funeral is planned and paid for (though thankfully not booked!)I want … My funeral is planned and paid for (though thankfully not booked!)I want cremated but my ashes buried.


    Mates rates?

    Jeeeeeeez, I dunno, I feel depressed now

    Original Poster

    nikkib123

    Jeeeeeeez, I dunno, I feel depressed now



    well best get it sorted quick

    never really thought about it, its gonna be an empty body anyway once they have took all the organs, hopefully they will be of use to someone as i wont be needing them if im brown bread

    are you threatening me? X)

    cremated and my ashes scattered somewhere, haven't decided where yet!
    Edited by: "ham82" 19th Jan 2011

    deek72

    Mates rates?


    Edit: Damn you moo.

    Buried, have made everybody aware i will haunt them if they cremate me

    Original Poster

    deek72

    Edit: Damn you moo.




    hahaha

    lol yes got it cheap! What other perks could a job like that bring !!

    Mind you him and his friend who does same job are great at carrying me home from pub - carried in a horizontal way X)

    Original Poster

    bossyboots

    lol yes got it cheap! What other perks could a job like that bring !!



    *thinking*






    stumped

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    bossyboots

    Mind you him and his friend who does same job are great at carrying me … Mind you him and his friend who does same job are great at carrying me home from pub - carried in a horizontal way X)



    hilarious

    Whatevers cheapest lol, seen enough dead peops in my job to know it makes no bloody diffence!!!!

    nkje02

    Buried, have made everybody aware i will haunt them if they cremate me



    How can you haunt someone if you're cremated - do you take on the body you had when you were alive?

    I'd like a woodland burial, not sure at the mo though, I'll see what happens then decide.

    guv

    I quite fancy becoming a real diamond.



    Thats huge business in America. In fact the Americans go crazy for OTT funerals and some of the coffins they have are just unbelievable.

    cremated...........strange curiosity there Moo!

    guv

    I quite fancy becoming a real diamond.


    You already are, guv (no homo)

    patience_1

    How can you haunt someone if you're cremated - do you take on the body … How can you haunt someone if you're cremated - do you take on the body you had when you were alive?



    He will howl and go OOOHHHHHH AM HERE.....OOOOOOHHHHHHH AM GONNA GET YOU

    Banned

    bossyboots

    Thats huge business in America. In fact the Americans go crazy for OTT … Thats huge business in America. In fact the Americans go crazy for OTT funerals and some of the coffins they have are just unbelievable.



    My mum always said "just bury me in the garden". I think her idea is the opposite end of the spectrum!

    bossyboots

    lol yes got it cheap! What other perks could a job like that bring !!



    Worktops for the kitchen/utility room?

    Bully

    Worktops for the kitchen/utility room?



    alternative coffee tables?

    bossyboots

    I want cremated but my ashes buried.



    Snap

    Original Poster

    richp

    I'd like a woodland burial, not sure at the mo though, I'll see what … I'd like a woodland burial, not sure at the mo though, I'll see what happens then decide.



    so yr planning on deciding when exactly?

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    bitseylango

    cremated...........strange curiosity there Moo!



    naaah, i'm not into stiffs, oh wait...........

    I want to be buried, but on my tummy, I just can't lie on my back.

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    FrootCake

    I want to be buried, but on my tummy, I just can't lie on my back.



    you nutter X)

    buried please, even though i'll be dead i just can't stand the thought of being burned! being eaten by worms is far more appealing!

    Last year we had my friends mothers remains in the house as was getting scattered that weekend and my friend just couldnt have them in her house. I had put them in the kitchen (as you do) and that night my son came in and said "Mum what does it mean The remains of......." I was trying to explain as gently as I could re cremation but its a strange one I think for kids to understand.

    Eeeehhhh MM why on earth did u start this thread!

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    missp27

    buried please, even though i'll be dead i just can't stand the thought of … buried please, even though i'll be dead i just can't stand the thought of being burned! being eaten by worms is far more appealing!



    will not post smut

    Bully

    Worktops for the kitchen/utility room?



    lol I was gonna put a few suggestions but thought I should try keep this respectful !! GO STAND IN THE CORNER ! AND YOU BITSEY!
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