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    There is a doctor doctor joke I found really funny years ago... can't remember it now ! PLs help... to start the ball rolling...

    man: Doctor doctor.... I keep on thinking I'm Tom Jones... Is it a rare desease?

    Doctor: It's not unusual...

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    MAN: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains...
    DOC: Well, pull yourself together!

    Spammed for even mentioning Tom Jones :roll:

    Doctor, doctor I feel like a sewing machine

    Don’t tell everyone or they will all try and stitch you up

    *groan*

    Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!"
    "I will be with you in a minute!"

    Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!"
    "Buzz off!"

    Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
    When did you first notice that?
    When did I first notice what?

    Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a goat!"
    "How long have you felt like this?"
    "Since I was a kid!"

    Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don’t know where I am half the time.
    Dentist: Open wide now!

    Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there’s two of me.
    One at a time please!

    :roll:

    Original Poster

    Not the one yet... but thanksfor trying.... think the one I found funny had lots of veg growing out of different orifices... can't remember the punchline though...

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    Man: Doctor Doctor "I have this mole on my cheek and it has a small pond surrounded by trees and park benches"
    Doctor: Nothing to worry about; it's just a beauty spot

    Original Poster

    rep added to those "trying"... ... maybe it wasn't a doctor doctor....ouch.... maybe a " what do you call a man with....." type of joke? Like...
    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea.....? Bob
    What do you call a man with a plank on his head...? Edward
    What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head...? Edward Woodward
    What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head...? I don't know either... but Edward Woodward would.

    its not unusual !!!

    That was the punchline was a tom jones song donkeys years ago
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