Doctor Doctor...

    A man goes to the doctor complaining of a pain in his ear.

    The doctor gets his torch lens out to have a look at the problem and states: "You have a lettuce growing in your ear"
    The man worriedly asks "Oh dear, Is that serious doctor?"

    The doctor says "Maybe, it's the tip of the iceberg!"



    you thought youd get on the bandwagon....big mistake

    This guy goes into a doctor's office. The doctor says, "Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?" The guy shrugs and says, "Well I guess I'll have the bad news first." "Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live," the doctor replies. The man is distraught, "24 hours to live? That's horrible! What could be worse than that? What's the VERY bad news?" The doctor folds his hands and sighs, "The very bad news is...I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

    A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
    "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
    "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
    The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

    Man wakes up in hospital.
    Doctor says.." I've got some good news and some bad news"
    "What's the good news?" the man replies.
    The doctor smiles and says, " We managed to save your testicles"
    " That's great, " replies the man, " I was really worried about that... but whats the bad news?"

    Doctor says.. " They're in a little bag under your pillow"

    Original Poster


    you thought youd get on the bandwagon....big mistake

    :?::o What is that all about? What mistake? Do you need a doctor?
    Bandwagon? you're a musician with a bad sense of humour, right? :whistling:
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