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Does anybody remember the diarrhoea songs??

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Found 14th Jan 2013
Was reminiscing about playground banter and remembered the diarrhoea song it was basically a line that had to be funny about diarrhoea

I'll begin add yours below:

I was hiding behind a Bush
when it came out whoosh
diarrhoea, diarrhoea,
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I walked past a pole
when it came out my hole
diarrhoea, diarrhoea,
i was browsing through this thread
just wondering what i'd read
diarrhoea, diarrhoea,

oO
I was walking in the park
And i did a little fart
diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
It comes out of your bum
Like a bullet from a gun
diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
Never heard the song
but my god there's such a pong
diarrhoea, diarrhoea


(Glad it's not just me then Stairs) X)
kaksy

Never heard the songbut my god there's such a pongdiarrhoea, diarrhoea … Never heard the songbut my god there's such a pongdiarrhoea, diarrhoea (Glad it's not just me then Stairs) X)



there really is a stink
caused by the OP i think
diarrhoea, diarrhoea

X)

Edited by: "underthestairs" 14th Jan 2013
I saw post two..
..and though of poo
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

I need to go (not go, go) leaving now X)
When u're walking down the street
and it falls to ur feet
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

When it falls from ur bum
like pedigree chum
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
Runs down your leg
like a cadbury's creme egg
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
It's not very funny
but it's very very runny
diarrhea, diarrhea
wish i'd been on the loo
when i'd trumped and followed through
Diarrhoea Diarrhoea
I was sitting in the bath
when I saw it floating past
diarrhoea diarrhoea
Is this.....is this.......is this what my beloved hukd has descended to?
enemyofsauron

I was sitting in the bathwhen I saw it floating pastdiarrhoea diarrhoea



JESUS!!! STOP!!! IT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME!!!!!! oO
I was walking down the road when my pants overflowed...

Not part of the song, just a bad memory.
There's a user called Deeky
His is very reeky
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When your stomach's feeling wavey
And your bum makes **** gravy
Diarrhea diarrhea


Sorry deeky, I know I shouldn't have joined in.
As much as I love the diarrhoea song, i prefer Inky pinky parlez vous

The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street,
Knocked the copper of his feet,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
X)
Courtesy of the Monkees

Here we come, walking down the street
Big brown puddles at our feet

Diarrhea diarrhea

*must resist must resist*
If you're old and you're called Deeky
and your butt is way too squeeky
Diarrhea diarrhea
Dehumanization

There's a user called DeekyHis is very reekydiarrhoea, diarrhoea



oO
Must resist making deek diarrhoea song....
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/20489097.jpg

Original Poster
I did it on a log
and blamed it on the dog
diarrhoea, diarrhoea,
vics1712

As much as I love the diarrhoea song, i prefer Inky pinky parlez vous … As much as I love the diarrhoea song, i prefer Inky pinky parlez vous The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous. The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous. The fart went rolling down the street, Knocked the copper of his feet, Inky pinky parlez vous.X)




Now that one I DO remember X)
I couldn't make it stop
Now I need to get a mop
Diarrhoea diarrhoea
No its not that funny
Because its all hot and runny
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
It really is the pits
To have a bucket load of squits

Diarrhea diarrhea
diahorrea (then two fart noises) diahorrea (then two fart noises)
it goes down the gutter
like bread and butter
diahorrea (then two fart noises) diahorrea (then two fart noises)
when your eatting egg and chips
and its running out your knicks
diarrhea diarrhea
I climbed up a tree
and it went right my past my knee
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
No stress, no strain
Let it drip like rain
Diarrhoea
When you're standing in the kitchen
And your bum starts itching
Diarrhoea
I was eating aniseed
Watching the human centipede
Diarrhoea
http://media.theiapolis.com/aR/cDCDCDC/d4/e4/hM8/iQ2G/r1/s1/t4/wG4/z23/image66.jpg
when you are feeling pretty lucky
but your pants are wet and mucky


Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Can't make it to the loo?
Then it's not a normal poo

Diarrhoea diarrhoea
I was chilling with my crew
And ran into my shoe

Diarrhoea diarrhoea
I couldn't keep it in,
so I did it in the bin.

Diarrhoea diarrhoea
I tried to get a plate,
But it was too late

Diarrhoea diarrhoea
It was quarter past 3
When it dribbled down my knee
Diarrhoea diarrhoea
I typed in hotukdeals, found this thread, gave me the chills..

Diarrhoea Diarrhoea
Edited by: "fluidz" 15th Jan 2013
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