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    Donkey Raffle............

    Young Paddy, moved to Roscommon and bought a
    Donkey from a farmer for 100 euros. The farmer agreed to deliver the
    Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said,

    'Sorry son, but
    I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

    Paddy replied,
    'Well,then just give me my money back.'

    The farmer said,
    'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

    Paddy said,
    'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

    The farmer asked,
    'What are ya gonna do with him?

    Paddy said,
    'I'm going to raffle him off.'

    The farmer said,
    'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

    Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

    A month later, the farmer met up with
    Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
    Paddy said,
    'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two euro's a piece and made
    a profit of 898.00.'

    The farmer said,
    'Didn't anyone complain?'

    Paddy said,
    'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two euro's back.'

    9 Comments

    lol, good one

    nice......

    great one

    oh you and your jokes...priceless x x

    I loved that

    Quality, I might try that!

    Nice! Needed a chuckle for Monday morning!

    Newcastle utd have already made their first signing for next season, they,ve signed the wolves football club coach driver because he knows the way to all championship grounds

    :lol: Love it
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