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    Don't Take Men Shopping Proof!!

    Don't take a man shopping....
    >
    > Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
    > boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head
    > Office to a customer in Oxford:
    >
    > Dear Mrs. Murray,
    >
    > While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
    > Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
    > your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
    >
    > Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
    > surveillance cameras:
    >
    > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
    > trolleys when they weren't looking.
    >
    > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
    > intervals.
    >
    > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
    > products aisle.
    >
    > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
    > 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
    >
    > 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    >
    > 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
    > told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
    > Calor gas stove.
    >
    > 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
    > began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
    >
    > 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
    > mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
    >
    > 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
    > Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
    > were.
    >
    > 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
    > 'Mission Impossible' theme.
    >
    > 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look'
    > using different size funnels.
    >
    > 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
    > 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
    >
    > 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
    > assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices
    > again.'
    >
    > And; last, but not least:
    >
    > 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
    > while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
    >
    > Yours
    > sincerely,
    >
    > Charles Brown
    > Store Manager

    13 Comments

    If she hadn't gone he wouldn't have been bored?

    Shooping LOL!!! :-D

    Banned

    Brilliant.... really funny!:giggle::giggle:

    lmao lol

    funny

    twinks;2489744

    Lol, very funny!!my youngest is always picking up condoms and hemorrhoid … Lol, very funny!!my youngest is always picking up condoms and hemorrhoid cream and putting it in peoples trolleys, I know I shouldn't let him get away with it but it is really funny, they then go and watch to see if they notice when they get to the checkout..:oops: Once he went in B & Q with me and actually asked a young assistant if they had any chocolate fireguards...the assistant then proceeded to take him to the fireplace section :roll:



    twinks, I want to go shooping with you from now on :w00t: Much better than the usual rubbish I have to put up with.

    Original Poster

    twinks;2489744

    Lol, very funny!!my youngest is always picking up condoms and hemorrhoid … Lol, very funny!!my youngest is always picking up condoms and hemorrhoid cream and putting it in peoples trolleys, I know I shouldn't let him get away with it but it is really funny, they then go and watch to see if they notice when they get to the checkout..:oops: Once he went in B & Q with me and actually asked a young assistant if they had any chocolate fireguards...the assistant then proceeded to take him to the fireplace section :roll:



    Like the choclate fireguards LOL:w00t:

    Its given me a few ideas. I'm looking forward to the next shopping trip now.
    Thanks.

    twinks;2489796

    You're more than welcome, as long as i can sit on the front of the … You're more than welcome, as long as i can sit on the front of the trolley and you push me at great speed down the aisles hehe ;-):-D



    It's a date :thumbsup: As long as I get to stand on the front of the trolley after you :-D

    hahahahahaa :roll: :thumbsup:

    Banned

    twinks;2489744

    Lol, very funny!!Once he went in B & Q with me and actually asked a young … Lol, very funny!!Once he went in B & Q with me and actually asked a young assistant if they had any chocolate fireguards...the assistant then proceeded to take him to the fireplace section :roll:



    Maybe he thought, chocolate coloured fire guards, probably thought the little ***** grammar wasn't too good.

    Love it

    Banned

    lmao sounds fun
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