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    Down by the riverside ......

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    A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.

    He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

    The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher, I sure am."

    The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

    "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk.

    The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

    "Noooo, I have not, Reverend."

    The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"

    The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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    Original Poster

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    baptismal.......[COLOR="PaleTurquoise"][COLOR="White"]abysmal[/COLOR][/COLOR]

    Alfonse;2376711

    baptismal.......


    Nearly as good as "The Joke"...LOL :thumbsup:

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    Alfonse;2376711

    baptismal.......


    I wasn't too sure of that one either .. I think it is an 'old' word old English ..I will Google

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    . I have Googled & am non the wiser !

    snowtiger;2376736

    I wasn't too sure of that one either .. I think it is an 'old' word old … I wasn't too sure of that one either .. I think it is an 'old' word old English ..I will Google.. I have Googled & am non the wiser !


    "initiation or naming ceremony "

    I was thinking more on the lines of "Abysmal"

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    rockyfella;2376768

    "initiation or naming ceremony " I was thinking more on the lines of … "initiation or naming ceremony " I was thinking more on the lines of "Abysmal"


    carp joke yes ... but still a tad better than the 'one' you posted ... not

    Actually I liked your joke..Made me giggle anyway...LOL.

    the moment's gone....

    Original Poster

    rockyfella;2376827

    Actually I liked your joke..Made me giggle anyway...LOL.



    Alfonse;2376843

    the moment's gone....


    lol :roll:

    He who drinks gets drunk,
    he who gets drunk sleeps,
    he who sleeps commits no sin,
    so lets all get drunk and go to heaven!

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    harlzter;2377435

    He who drinks gets drunk,he who gets drunk sleeps,he who sleeps commits … He who drinks gets drunk,he who gets drunk sleeps,he who sleeps commits no sin,so lets all get drunk and go to heaven!




    Sounds good to me !
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