Drunk Driving advice?

Found 5th Dec 2008
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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Advocating drink driving? For shame :x
that is actually quite funny.
funny funny haha like that 1 lol


are you drunk?
good one
i've heard this one before.

i've heard this one before.

yeah - probably about 4 years ago! hardly worth resurrecting this thread tbh

i've heard this one before.

Are you a policeman now?
technically speaking this decoy ploy won't work in real life so don't try it if you think it is a great idea as the decoy can be charged with obstructing the cause of justice or aiding and abetting.
My Alsatian was run over by a suspected drunk driver. True story.

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