Dystopian future is now, kettles with issues!

A man bought a new iKettle which he wanted to get his amazon echo to boil when requested.

It wasnt that simple, and is this a clip of our futures, haggling with IP's and IFTTT to try and get a simple cup of Chai?

to make matters worse, his had to eat his dinner in the dark as his lightbulbs were downloading a firmware update

Im all for this automated home, but I think i'll wait until the bugs are ironed out

telegraph.co.uk/tec…le/

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Banned

lol

I am waiting until it can run baths successfully

IE when buying baths & taps will cost £5k a pop

Banned

Jdkfkgkdkdkfkg

Old news is old....



Hello again? Do we know each other?

Jdkfkgkdkdkfkg

http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/11-hours-brew-a-cup-tea-2527007Old news is … http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/11-hours-brew-a-cup-tea-2527007Old news is old....


hari has been trying to post this with his echo for the past 12 days...

Jdkfkgkdkdkfkg

http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/11-hours-brew-a-cup-tea-2527007Old news is … http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/11-hours-brew-a-cup-tea-2527007Old news is old....



I'll give you no longer than 24 hours until your multi account in banned X)

Minutes.... I meant minutes!!
Edited by: "RossD89" 24th Oct 2016

I think the dystopian future is the kettle being used to hack and empty your bank account via Amazon gift cards before joining the A.I's collective botnet Army to help take down the Human Military resistance. That or he becomes a suicide bomber taking out key Military/Political or Scientific leaders, short circuiting to start a house fire. Either way, you still aren't getting that tea.

enigmatik33

I think the dystopian future is the kettle being used to hack and empty … I think the dystopian future is the kettle being used to hack and empty your bank account via Amazon gift cards before joining the A.I's collective botnet Army to help take down the Human Military resistance. That or he becomes a suicide bomber taking out key Military/Political or Scientific leaders, short circuiting to start a house fire. Either way, you still aren't getting that tea.


already here mate
hotukdeals.com/mis…534

thewongwing101

already here … already here matehttp://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/zombie-army-cctv-cameras-attacks-2532534



​Bring on the apocalypse, only ourselves to blame.

Jumpingphil

But he is right though. Old news.


most of the stuff on here is old, ofc hari didn't post those... (_;)

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Jumpingphil

But he is right though. Old news.



Back on stalk mode, I guess we could say thats old news.

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