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    Early joke for ya!

    A VERY ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face,



    and orders a draft beer.



    'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.



    'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.. 'As you know,



    I live by the rail-road tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar,



    last night,



    I discovered a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films.



    I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.



    Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!



    We made love all night,



    all over the house. We did everything: me on top,



    sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'



    'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender.



    Was she pretty?'



    'Don't know. Never found the head."

    4 Comments

    Its too early for jokes of that calibre!

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    ahhhh gross

    awesome:w00t:

    eeeeew haha!
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