Found 23rd Mar 2008
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree in a room on Quality Street, it was after 8.
He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. He slipped his hand into her snickers and showed her his curly wirly.
Not keen to have any jelly babies she let him have her up Bournevile Boulevard.
She screamed with Turkish delight as he took out his mars bar. It felt a bit crunchie and she wanted some timeout but he did a twirl and come in a very milky way!

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Lol. Made me chuckle! :lol:

waaaaaaaaaaah lol.

so, is this a true story then....
:-D:-D:-D

hehe made me smile

weyyy

ha ha

Bertie Basset: Doctor, i've got a nasty rash and itch in my nether regions.

Doctor: What have you been up to this weekend?

Bertie Basset: F****ng Allsorts.

Sorry, I don't get it...

Hehe very good. x

hypnoticstate;1765096

Bertie Basset: Doctor, i've got a nasty rash and itch in my nether … Bertie Basset: Doctor, i've got a nasty rash and itch in my nether regions.Doctor: What have you been up to this weekend?Bertie Basset: F****ng Allsorts.



:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

HAHA lmfao
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