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    Eat, (oh no) drink, & be merry

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.


    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing this as a public service.

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    Amen to that, I shall present your findings to the wife on friday night when I seek permission to go to the pub.

    I'll drink to that!!!! Cheers :thumbsup:

    http://lukehoney.typepad.com/the_greasy_spoon/images/2007/12/05/guinness.jpg

    Thank you so much.

    I have just showed this to the bf before pouring my second glass of wine :thumbsup:
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