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    EBAY LEGAL QUESTION!

    Hi all,

    Hoping you can help - sorry for the essay (LOL)

    My Housemate recently acquired a tip-top leather bag from eBay, he paid £55 for it but the seller assured him it would have cost him at least £190 if he was a chump and bought it from an 'authorised' retailer and he was getting a very very good price. He was very happy with it but unfortunately the clasp on the front fell off after just 2 weeks....... :-( ....... :'-(....... Now, he was coping with this and was managing ok until the cleaner came. This is where the all the problems started. You see when he returned home in the evening after the cleaner had been the clasp was no longer there!?!? We looked and looked and it was nowhere to be found. As you can imagine he was very upset. I won't go into the details but think biggest loser USA tears and incredible hulk rage. Now we've all done some digging and some expert analysis and theres only one common denominator in this whole mess - the cleaner. Now we Intergrated her but she wouldn't crack. She's a real tough cookie you see. So - what i want to know is as he bought it from Ebay can i ask the Ebay legal team to help us get justice for my housemate? He's really been troubled by this and its causing all sorts of mad beef with his peeps. As he quite righly says 'clasps don't come from nowhere and are clearly integral to something' (gospel pray hands emoji).Will Ebay help put this crook behind bars before she ruins anyone elses life? We're looking for a solid criminal conviction, we will go to the police but wanted to make sure we are covered legally by Ebay first? We are not unreasonable and need to keep some perspective, no-one's died after all! So we're not looking serious jail time just a few weeks or month.

    Can you please advise what our options are here?

    Thank you

    The Hargywne Street 4

    Twitter : #Justiceforsnorkel

    66 Comments

    What the hell are you on OP?

    You integrated her?

    did you hire the cleaner from ebay?

    lol u serious!?!

    Sell your cleaner to pay for a new clasp!

    You could always ask ebay.

    Someone's started on the sauce a bit early oO

    Not sure who you are trying to convict - the eBay seller or the cleaner?

    Banned

    Did you just join hukd to ask that stupid question

    0_o
    Edited by: "l33t-krew" 10th Dec 2014

    1. Sack the cleaner
    2. With money saved from sacking said cleaner, save for a real bag that does not break after 2 weeks.

    xxmichellexx

    1. Sack the cleaner 2. With money saved from sacking said cleaner, save … 1. Sack the cleaner 2. With money saved from sacking said cleaner, save for a real bag that does not break after 2 weeks.


    3. stop smoking crack!
    Edited by: "param84" 10th Dec 2014

    Did the cleaner fully integrate with Ebay? If not you don't have a case.
    You see to fully repair the bag Ebay and the cleaner need to become one, when they do they become Cleanbay (the bonding process itself is a sight to see).
    After the initial integration you need to wait at least 48 hours before you request any of the new functions Cleanbay offers.
    If during this 48 you try to request any of the new features the bonding process will fail resulting in Ebay consuming the cleaner. Should this happen you will need to find a new cleaner and start the process again.
    Once bonding has been fully successful you can now use the new functions to repair the bag as well as virtually punch the original seller.
    Please beware the bonding process is permanent so you need to be 100% sure its what you want before you start the process.

    Someone stole my Corsa from outside my house. I haven't got any proof who it was. Will the Vauxhall dealership help me?

    Ill sell you a unique,never to be offered at this price ever again white designer bag complete with its own personal logo for £20

    http://i.gyazo.com/5cff7e979f33ac995ab0b322f3acd8ae.png

    Banned

    BeerDrinker

    Someone stole my Corsa from outside my house. I haven't got any proof who … Someone stole my Corsa from outside my house. I haven't got any proof who it was. Will the Vauxhall dealership help me?


    more like 'someone stole the door mirror (which was lying on the road) from my corsa. I haven't got any proof it was. Will the vauxhall dealership help me?'

    Original Poster

    Yeah course i'm for real - losing the same as stealing in my book! This person should be brought to justice for him £55 is loads of money with Christemas coming up! If Ebay leaving us dry can i ask the seller? How ;long are they responsible for the personal safety of teh bag after they sell it?

    BeerDrinker

    Someone stole my Corsa from outside my house. I haven't got any proof who … Someone stole my Corsa from outside my house. I haven't got any proof who it was. Will the Vauxhall dealership help me?



    Catch yourself on, thats clearly one for Ford!

    You definitely have a case I reckon

    Original Poster

    arachnoid that's an ALDI bag mate, they're free! I ain't getting done with that one LOL

    was it a man bag?

    Original Poster

    Steroe441 that

    BeerDrinker

    Someone stole my Corsa from outside my house. I haven't got any proof who … Someone stole my Corsa from outside my house. I haven't got any proof who it was. Will the Vauxhall dealership help me?



    That's different you should get the A Team in! they wont come for a bag LOL

    Banned

    this is a joke

    JusticeforSnorkel

    arachnoid that's an ALDI bag mate, they're free! I ain't getting done … arachnoid that's an ALDI bag mate, they're free! I ain't getting done with that one LOL



    ALDI bags aren't free.

    ASDA bags on the other hand...

    JusticeforSnorkel

    arachnoid that's an ALDI bag mate, they're free! I ain't getting done … arachnoid that's an ALDI bag mate, they're free! I ain't getting done with that one LOL



    Aldi Bad? LOL ... look again.

    As for £55 is a lot for your mate .... errmmmm he has a cleaner??? AS above sack the cleaner and save the £50 a month you give to her (she will find another job no problems) and then buy another bag.

    Then with the spare money once you bought the bag get some counselling

    I'll have a pint of what he is drinking....xmas will go much better if I can get up there with him

    mosskeeto

    I'll have a pint of what he is drinking....xmas will go much better if I … I'll have a pint of what he is drinking....xmas will go much better if I can get up there with him



    I'm fairly sure there isn't any left!

    cdm22

    I'm fairly sure there isn't any left!



    Damn... I always miss out on the good stuff.....oO

    JusticeforSnorkel

    arachnoid that's an ALDI bag mate, they're free! I ain't getting done … arachnoid that's an ALDI bag mate, they're free! I ain't getting done with that one LOL



    Yes but I can get it personally signed by Mr Aldi a very nice hard working Indian who works in the local corner shop.I also have a pair of spectacles for sale if your interested

    http://i.gyazo.com/89d4dd1a2f880803fc8b6b353c402c32.png

    Edited by: "arachnoid" 10th Dec 2014

    Ha ha ha thank you on behalf of us all for cheering up this cold and windy evening.

    If you are genuinely serious.....I am sorry for your friends loss, it must be a really hard thing to go through. I mean, realising you're an idiot is never easy

    Long Story, but I think all you really mean is "The manbag I bought from ebay fell apart, Can I get it replaced or refunded even though I no longer have the bit that fell off" yes?

    The cleaner cleaned away a broken part of a bag and you want a custodial sentence for her and a refund from eBay?

    Sounds legit.....

    Banned

    I find this shocking and I to would want a prison sentence of at least 2 weeks for this. If Ebay don't do anything then campaign.org may help and get partitions going all over that internet thing and sort this sorry mess out. By the way any chance I to could intergrate the cleaner? Is it fit and is it male or female or even better intergrated as both, any pics would be apreciated.

    Original Poster

    Guys you're not taking this serious, maybe i shouldn't have been so witty in my writing (sigh). Without the clasp the bag is worth nothing as it's got a massive flap on it! if you had a car and the cleaner lost the steering wheel you would want justice right!? WE PAID HER TO DO THIS. Who is best to help us?

    Original Poster

    tapi

    Long Story, but I think all you really mean is "The manbag I bought from … Long Story, but I think all you really mean is "The manbag I bought from ebay fell apart, Can I get it replaced or refunded even though I no longer have the bit that fell off" yes?



    Tapi can we do that!? is that an option!?

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    JusticeforSnorkel

    Guys you're not taking this serious, maybe i shouldn't have been so witty … Guys you're not taking this serious, maybe i shouldn't have been so witty in my writing (sigh). Without the clasp the bag is worth nothing as it's got a massive flap on it! if you had a car and the cleaner lost the steering wheel you would want justice right!? WE PAID HER TO DO THIS. Who is best to help us?



    The bag was never worth anything in the first place (sigh)

    JusticeforSnorkel

    Who is best to help us?



    Your nearest solicitor?

    Legal action against the cleaner for stealing the clasp? Or legal action against your mate for paying £55 for a bag he could have got from the lucky lucky man?

    Firstly call the police, keep calling until they take you seriously. Exaggerate if you must. Ask to speak to the commissioner, don't let them pass the case to some low level superintendent. Then call action fraud, then ebay then paypal then your credit card company.

    Initially i was going to say move out, in fact run. Leave your stuff and find a new house, but then I read what you thought about the issue.... I am prepared to pay for the solicitor costs. Your friend/You clearly need help.

    kjcoolcat

    Legal action against the cleaner for stealing the clasp? Or legal action … Legal action against the cleaner for stealing the clasp? Or legal action against your mate for paying £55 for a bag he could have got from the lucky lucky man?


    I think it's against the cleaner because the troll says something about a car cleaner losing a steering wheel.
    Edited by: "ipodandlaptops" 10th Dec 2014

    Shirley shes a bag lady an d is holding the clasp for ransom?
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