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    Eight words with two meanings

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female...Any part under a car's hood.
    Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male........Playing football with only three defenders.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female..The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male........Leaving a note before going up the pub with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female...An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female..The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male.......Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

    10 Comments

    Haha, that cheered me up on a freezong cold morning!!! Especially No.7!!

    Cheers i liked those Mike :thumbsup:

    Number 4 and 6 - imo v.funny - Thank You.

    How about:

    9a RED
    Female...Make of Car
    Male........Colour

    9b BLUE
    Female...Make of Car
    Male........Another Colour

    lol
    repped!!

    Love number 2!

    :pHa HA
    Well cheered up

    :giggle:

    lol, i liked 2 and 6

    :giggle: very good
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