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    The England football team went to visit an orpanage in South Africa this morning.

    It´s good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible said Jamal Umboto aged 6.

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    OP changing the name doesn't make it a new joke
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    After the recent squad meeting, Heskey has been out volleying shots into the net everytime.







    It appears he is as s**t at tennis as he is at football.

    England have played great....:-D (that's my joke)

    Whats the difference between England and a T-bag............

    The T-bag last longer in the cup

    :giggle:

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    OP changing the name doen't make it a new joke



    You really should join the FBI.

    Here are 23 jokes for you

    Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Manchester City), David James (Portsmouth), Robert Green (West Ham)

    Defenders: Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Ledley King (Tottenham), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Glen Johnson (LIverpool), John Terry (Chelsea), Matthew Upson (West Ham), Stephen Warnock (Aston Villa)

    Midfielders: Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham), James Milner (Aston Villa), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Manchester City)

    Strikers: Peter Crouch (Tottenham), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham), Emile Heskey (Aston Villa), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)

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    Here are 23 jokes for youGoalkeepers: Joe Hart (Manchester City), David … Here are 23 jokes for youGoalkeepers: Joe Hart (Manchester City), David James (Portsmouth), Robert Green (West Ham)Defenders: Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Ledley King (Tottenham), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Glen Johnson (LIverpool), John Terry (Chelsea), Matthew Upson (West Ham), Stephen Warnock (Aston Villa)Midfielders: Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham), James Milner (Aston Villa), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Manchester City)Strikers: Peter Crouch (Tottenham), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham), Emile Heskey (Aston Villa), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)



    Rio Ferdinand is not even in the squad.

    5 of the players have not even played yet.

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    Heskinho

    Not England related or even a joke but I'm posting it anyway.

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    mr.potato_head;8885886

    Not England related or even a joke but I'm posting it anyway.



    Ohhh yes, I take it this is in relation to these annoying horn's that do yer head in during every game. If so then excellent :thumbsup:

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    Rio Ferdinand is not even in the squad.5 of the players have not even … Rio Ferdinand is not even in the squad.5 of the players have not even played yet.



    Not quite right 23 of the players have not played yet.

    Sorry could'nt resist that but those that play on Wednesday will.

    Apparently the England team have a new coach. It's picking them up from Heathrow on Thurs morning.

    The England Football Team.

    German takes charge of England match

    Last updated: 21st June 2010

    England's World Cup future could rest in German hands for their final group match against Slovenia on Wednesday.

    FIFA today announced that German referee Wolfgang Stark will be in charge of the must-win fixture for Fabio Capello's under-pressure side.

    Stark, from Bavaria, is very experienced having refereed games in the German top flight since 1994 and Champions League games since 2001.

    The 40-year-old has however been the target of criticism in the past. In 2007 in the semi-final of the FIFA under-20 World Cup he booked seven Chile players and sent off two more during their controversial defeat by Argentina.

    Stark's assistants for the match at Nelson Mandela Bay/Port Elizabeth are fellow Germans Jan-Hendrik Salver and Mike Pickel.

    The German refereeing team were also in charge of Argentina's opening World Cup match against Nigeria which the South Americans won 1-0.

    South African police admit to having problems with drug dealers, thieves and sex fiends during the World Cup. they say things should improve when John Terry's family go home
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