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    ENGLISH > GERMAN Motoring Dictionary

    Speedometer = Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
    Bonnet = Pullnob und Knucklechopper
    Windscreenwiper = Der Flippenflappenmuckenschpredder
    Puncture = Die Phlatt mit Bluddyfu**en
    Learner = Die Twa**en mit Elplatz
    Air Horns = Der Votderhellsdat Klaxonfanfaren
    Petrol = Das Kostiljooze fuer Geddinzegreesoffendertrousers
    Motor = Club Der Meetinhaus fuer Tallvagenstories
    Low Bridge = Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken
    Breathalyser = Die Puffintern fuer Pistenarsen
    Headlights = Das Dippendontdazzlebastad
    Highway Code = Der Wipan fuer Arsen
    Foot Brake = Der Edbangenonvindschreen Stoppenquik
    Near Accident = Der Fu**en Near Schittenselfen
    Cyclist = Die Pedallpushink Pilloken
    Traffic Jam = Die Bluddifukkink Dammundblast
    Tyres = Flattfahrts
    Fog Warning = Der Puttenlegdown und Fu**it
    Gear Lever = Biggensticken fuer Kangaroochoppen
    Exhaust = Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
    Juggernaut = Der Fu**engrett Trukken
    Backfire = Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen

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    LOL. You got the Spanish version as well ?

    Low Bridge = Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken
    Love it!

    Original Poster

    Sheep87;4920005

    Low Bridge = Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken Love it!



    Unfortunately not....would love to see/hear one though

    WTF?
    LOL
    You know that none of the translations make sense at all, right?
    Most of the stuff isn´t even german. Actually looks like dutch to me.

    Original Poster

    lol i just copied and pasted from an email i had lol....its sounds funny if u say them out loud pretending to be german!? =D

    Hm not really if you speak german (cuz it doesn´t sound anything like it)
    ;-P

    Original Poster

    oooooooook lol.....u know what its about lol....dont spoil my fun =D

    LOL Enjoy
    Just couldn´t ignore the "wrong-ness" of the translation

    Original Poster

    i have a defence lol.....i didnt make it up....but i had a bit of a chuckle saying them out loud

    Brilliant mein fuhrer

    TanyaSpace;4920148

    WTF?LOLYou know that none of the translations make sense at all, … WTF?LOLYou know that none of the translations make sense at all, right?Most of the stuff isn´t even german. Actually looks like dutch to me.



    TanyaSpace;4920187

    Hm not really if you speak german (cuz it doesn´t sound anything like … Hm not really if you speak german (cuz it doesn´t sound anything like it);-P



    TanyaSpace;4920205

    LOL Enjoy :)Just couldn´t ignore the "wrong-ness" of the translation





    I can't quite work out if you're being serious or not! :thumbsup:

    I do hope you realise it's a jokenhausenklinkerhooffer! :whistling:

    Yeah I was being serious
    I know it´s a joke but what good is a joke if it´s not even what it says it is.
    (I´m not dutch but it sounds dutch to me more than anything else)
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