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    Little guy has got his friend here to play, and friend has just said the house is a tip

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    :oops:.......................

    Gotta love 'em.

    Thats shocking!!

    I'm sure his house isn't 100% perfect 100% of the time....

    :lol::roll:

    Give him a clip round the ear

    Been there! :-D

    Tell them you've just invented a new game called tidy up and they don't get any tea untill finished :giggle:

    cheeky little chap (give him a dig, :w00t: lol)

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    thats not the worst part, i spent all day tidying it :oops:

    hire him as a cleaner ill paypal you £10

    sassie;2525303

    thats not the worst part, i spent all day tidying it :oops:



    well, even a tidy tip is a tip...


    (only joking sass ... [ darts out quickly ] )

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    raptorcigs;2525317

    hire him as a cleaner ill paypal you £10



    it doesnt need a cleaner, it needs doors putting back on, the house clearing of tiles and plaster and wood, ive already listed about £200 worth in the local rag of stuff that needs selling

    sassie;2525303

    thats not the worst part, i spent all day tidying it :oops:



    http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1583/messydeskcontestwinnertj0.jpg
    http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1583/messydeskcontestwinnertj0.14b370adc8.jpg

    sassie;2525303

    thats not the worst part, i spent all day tidying it :oops:



    He must live in a barren house then. Don't see how you can have kids without having some mess. I certainly can't manage it.

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    I never forget when my friend came round about 10 years ago with her then 5 year old and he piped up "my dad will take that cooker to the tip in his van if you want"

    sassie;2525328

    it doesnt need a cleaner, it needs doors putting back on, the house … it doesnt need a cleaner, it needs doors putting back on, the house clearing of tiles and plaster and wood, ive already listed about £200 worth in the local rag of stuff that needs selling


    what are you selling? and empty your mailbox

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    raptorcigs;2525349

    what are you selling? and empty your mailbox



    whhhops, i thought i had become unpopular and all the time me box was just full - lol

    make sure they aint go no knifes

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    [email protected];2525364

    tidy up you messy person! :):p



    it is tidy, well as tidy as it can be whilst half the bathroom is in my bedroom, and half the hall is in the lounge - lol

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    twinks;2525441

    little fella was right then ;-)Just invite him back round when its all … little fella was right then ;-)Just invite him back round when its all back to normal and stand there hands on hips as he walks in the door, slight snarl and ready to bite, he shouldn't say it again following that :whistling:



    of course he was right, 5 year olds dont make things like that up ;-)

    Cheeky monkey!!

    When my son started school he invited a friend for tea. When I asked him what he'd like with his sausages he replied f***ing chips. No really, he honestly did. I even asked again just to be sure and got the same reply. For days I ummed and arrghed over whether to mention it to his mum and in the end decided I should as had my son said that I would have really wanted to know. She's barely spoken to me since and they are almost ten now. Oh well - I still think I did the right thing! :?

    Don't you just love how honest kids are. :lol:


    Don't worry Sass.........just chuck it all in a cupboard somewhere. :-D

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    Want me to send my housekeeper round;-)

    http://image38.webshots.com/39/8/26/28/2989826280092600150JGoKrV_ph.jpg

    Prissymiss;2526108

    Want me to send my housekeeper round;-)



    Sod off............it's my day off.

    hahahah straight from the mouths of kids.

    Say what you see... my sons classic for doing that. Wont go into detail but i had to explain to him certain things after he innocently embarassed me at the hospital last yr!!

    Sassie, get ya son to go around his house and tell him mum shes * looking old these days\*

    hahaha im so evil\! LOL

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    Syzable;2526120

    Sod off............it's my day off.



    Give over, you will do anything at a price:p

    Prissymiss;2526127

    Give over, you will do anything at a price:p



    True. :-D

    Original Poster Banned

    well me house maybe a tip but at least my son can aim to pee in the toilet rather than over the toilet and floor

    sassie;2526152

    well me house maybe a tip but at least my son can aim to pee in the … well me house maybe a tip but at least my son can aim to pee in the toilet rather than over the toilet and floor



    Don't be smug.......he'll grow out of that. ;-) :-D

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    sassie;2526152

    well me house maybe a tip but at least my son can aim to pee in the … well me house maybe a tip but at least my son can aim to pee in the toilet rather than over the toilet and floor



    Sensing some tension there xxx

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    Syzable;2526157

    Don't be smug.......he'll grow out of that. ;-) :-D



    Home run with that comment:-D

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    Syzable;2526157

    Don't be smug.......he'll grow out of that. ;-) :-D



    which one :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    It's not a tip sassie! it's a well loved "homely" home
    I'd rather be somewhere and feel comfortable than somewhere clinically clean and tidy! lol
    besides mess = germs and exposure to germs builds up immunity!!

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    Next time your son goes round there for dinner, get him to take a large mouthful of food and drink and then spit it all over the table and floor and tell his mum that her place looks a mess. You could give him something to loosen him up and get him to miss also:thumbsup:

    Original Poster Banned

    OMG people its a tip due to no wallpaper on hall, half finished bathroom, etc its not unclean:oops:

    Get your son to go round his friend's house and tell his mum that "my mum's house looks better and it's not finished yet" :whistling:

    sassie;2526221

    OMG people its a tip due to no wallpaper on hall, half finished bathroom, … OMG people its a tip due to no wallpaper on hall, half finished bathroom, etc its not unclean:oops:



    stop posting and get pasting then! lol

    sassie;2526221

    OMG people its a tip due to no wallpaper on hall, half finished bathroom, … OMG people its a tip due to no wallpaper on hall, half finished bathroom, etc its not unclean:oops:



    Sounds like a tip to me...

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    Sassie, did you see the chav comment on the chav thread about you????

    I remember my eldest once had a friend to stay whilst her parents where on a short break away.

    The first night at dinner, she left all her peas, I assumed she didn't like peas and commented that I would get something different for tomorrow evening, she replied "Oh I do like peas, it's just my Mum said it's not very hygenic" Confused I asked what wasn't? Boiled down to the fact we kept a chest freezer in the garage!!
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