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    Ever suddenly realised you may look like a pervert?

    Wife was In lasenza buying a coupla bras at lunchtime,so she goes into the changing rooms to try them on and leaves me standing in the middle of a busy shop.

    All of a sudden,I became aware that I was standing there,unshaven for 5 days,wearing scruffy tracksuit trousers and a crumpled t shirt and I was getting heavy stares from the customers.

    Had to leave the shop cos I was really starting to panic a bit about what impression I was giving.

    Not normally that self conscious but was a bit freaked out!

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    supermod

    I'm sorry, but I laughed when I read that :giggle:

    Lol!!

    bloody hell how spooky is that ! yes.

    just now got back from the shops with missus lurking about outside the clothes shop & getting funny looks !

    its the times we live in im sure of it ! you could smile & say hello to kids but you cant even do that now with fear of being looked at as a pervert.

    :giggle: :giggle:

    Yes that's happened to me as well Its a horrible feeling isn't it:oops:

    i dont give a damn about this sort of thing when shopping with the missus. On one occasion i did get a total stranger ask "do you think this looks good?" whilst holding up a small thing. The misses and i just stood there stunned.

    lol!
    i dont normally mind...however i have had a few funny looks when she goes to try stuff on and i start looking through items in her size! but i just smile if i get any funny looks...they soon get scared themselves or realise what i was doing when she comes out of the changing rooms!

    Strangely enough I haven't ever felt like I looked like a pervert when buying womens underwear

    ClarityofMind;6274416

    Strangely enough I haven't ever felt like I looked like a pervert when … Strangely enough I haven't ever felt like I looked like a pervert when buying womens underwear



    Not even they peep hole ones?

    AshleyRFC;6274432

    Not even they peep hole ones?



    nope.......... they just make me feel... kinda.......... thirsty ;-)

    Original Poster

    worst of it was-not one thong in my size!:whistling:

    barky;6274460

    worst of it was-not one thong in my size!:whistling:



    show off :whistling:

    barky;6274460

    worst of it was-not one thong in my size!:whistling:



    thong's make me thor !

    Banned

    lol! i have been in this situation but when i worked in another store on the same street as lasenza.

    i was in there with my gf who went off to look at something and then another woman came over to ask advice on fitting! i went bright red!

    but strangely i got asked for advice in B&Q too when i was with my dad....

    Lol Barky :giggle:

    Your threads are really making me laugh a lot recently :-D

    Banned

    http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb175/BOBARNOLD/pervert.jpg

    I think im a bit pervy, I pinched one of the mum's bums in the playground the other day, I dont know what possessed me :oops: suprisingly though she just turned round and said what would you have done if it hadn't have been me :w00t:

    Banned

    michelleleemoo;6274563

    I think im a bit pervy, I pinched one of the mum's bums in the playground … I think im a bit pervy, I pinched one of the mum's bums in the playground the other day, I dont know what possessed me :oops: suprisingly though she just turned round and said what would you have done if it hadn't have been me :w00t:



    i don't think there are many people that would mind you pinching their bum! :oops:

    michelleleemoo;6274563

    I think im a bit pervy, I pinched one of the mum's bums in the playground … I think im a bit pervy, I pinched one of the mum's bums in the playground the other day, I dont know what possessed me :oops: suprisingly though she just turned round and said what would you have done if it hadn't have been me :w00t:



    did you give it back to her yet??:w00t:

    bykergrove;6274573

    i don't think there are many people that would mind you pinching their … i don't think there are many people that would mind you pinching their bum! :oops:



    aaaah sweet, what a compliment. mmmmmwa

    ClarityofMind;6274574

    did you give it back to her yet??:w00t:



    no, I get it out at night and...........:whistling:

    michelleleemoo;6274584

    aaaah sweet, what a compliment. mmmmmwano, I get it out at night … aaaah sweet, what a compliment. mmmmmwano, I get it out at night and...........:whistling:



    you whistle at it??? :-D

    ClarityofMind;6274600

    you whistle at it??? :-D



    yeah, I just put my lips together and blow :w00t: dont start me off

    michelleleemoo;6274614

    yeah, I just put my lips together and blow :w00t: dont start me off



    You know how to whistle dont ya????

    ;-)
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