Found 15th Aug 2008
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed ?

Why dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery ?

Why is abbreviated such a long word ?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice ?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons ?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?

Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food ?

Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes ?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dont
they make the whole plane out of that stuff ?

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains ?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together ?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal ?


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Love the black box one, always wondered that myself.:-D

class!:-D

Why is Lisp so had to say for any one who suffers one?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why … You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dontthey make the whole plane out of that stuff ?



Becasue the plane would be so heavy it wouldnt fly lol:thumbsup:

good thread thou the mascara one i do it all the time, ive tried to put it on with my mouth shut but i just cant lol

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ilovepink;2752031

Becasue the plane would be so heavy it wouldnt fly lol:thumbsup:good … Becasue the plane would be so heavy it wouldnt fly lol:thumbsup:good thread thou the mascara one i do it all the time, ive tried to put it on with my mouth shut but i just cant lol


to be honest my mouth is nearly always open no matter what I'm doing :whistling:

answers below -

EVER WONDER ....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

-- The sun destroys the melanin in your hair giving you lighter hair (hair is dead) but skin is alive so when its melanin is destroyed skin cells make more melanin

Why women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed ?

-- opening the mouth pulls the skin tighter, therefore finer lines

Why dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery ?

-- physcics are a scientifically unproven phenomenon

Why is abbreviated such a long word ?

-- the word "abbreviation" starts from the short word 'brevis' meaning 'brief'

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice ?

-- the art of medicine is an nverending science therefore professionals are still practising the science

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons ?

-- for flavour enhancements

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?

-- brokering is the art of transactions

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?

-- its the rush too and from work

Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food ?

-- cats dont eat mice, its a hunting instinct

Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes ?

-- EVERY animal

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?

-- they dont use reusable needles

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dont
they make the whole plane out of that stuff ?

-- weight

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains ?

- same reason you dont if you wear a wooly jumper

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together ?

- apart (seperate pieces) ment (state of being) therefore seperate self-contained rooms in one building

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal ?

-- Terminal is Latin for 'boundary', which is reference to the perimeter fence around to airport to stop way-ward car-drivers getting on the runway.



...just saying :whistling:

You just had to take the fun out of it - didn't you:-D

Deek43;2752429

You just had to take the fun out of it - didn't you:-D



show me a bonfire and i will tinkle on it :-D

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crel2000;2752442

show me a bonfire and i will tinkle on it :-D



You must have one hell of a bladder to put out a bonfire!

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crel2000;2752366

answers below -EVER WONDER ....Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens … answers below -EVER WONDER ....Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?-- The sun destroys the melanin in your hair giving you lighter hair (hair is dead) but skin is alive so when its melanin is destroyed skin cells make more melaninWhy women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed ?-- opening the mouth pulls the skin tighter, therefore finer linesWhy dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery ?-- physcics are a scientifically unproven phenomenonWhy is abbreviated such a long word ?-- the word "abbreviation" starts from the short word 'brevis' meaning 'brief'Why is it that doctors call what they do practice ?-- the art of medicine is an nverending science therefore professionals are still practising the scienceWhy is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid madewith real lemons ?-- for flavour enhancementsWhy is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?-- brokering is the art of transactionsWhy is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?-- its the rush too and from workWhy isnt there mouse-flavored cat food ?-- cats dont eat mice, its a hunting instinctWhy didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes ?-- EVERY animalWhy do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?-- they dont use reusable needlesYou know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dontthey make the whole plane out of that stuff ?-- weightWhy dont sheep shrink when it rains ?- same reason you dont if you wear a wooly jumperWhy are they called apartments when they are all stuck together ?- apart (seperate pieces) ment (state of being) therefore seperate self-contained rooms in one buildingIf flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal ?-- Terminal is Latin for 'boundary', which is reference to the perimeter fence around to airport to stop way-ward car-drivers getting on the runway. ...just saying :whistling:


V good :thumbsup: like your stylie ;-)

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crel2000;2752442

show me a bonfire and i will tinkle on it :-D



They could do with people like you in the fire service ! :whistling:
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