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    Facts of Life

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you

    would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .

    (Hardly seems worth the effort.)

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    If you f*rted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    (Now that's more like it!)


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    The human heart creates enough
    pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)


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    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


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    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

    (Creepy.)
    (I'm still not over the pig.)


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    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
    (Don't try this at home ,maybe at work)


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    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates s*x by ripping the male's head off.
    ('Honey, I'm home What the... ?!')


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    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length
    of a football field.
    (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


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    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


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    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


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    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)


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    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm......)


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    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


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    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (okay, so that would be a good thing)


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    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


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    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    ( I know some people like that.)


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    Starfish have no brains
    (I know some people like that too.)


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    Polar bears are left-handed.

    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


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    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have s*x for pleasure.
    (What about that pig??)

    5 Comments

    "Polar bears are left-handed.

    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)"

    huh are they really. :? how odd.

    very interesting

    Banned

    I dont like the elephant bit, just imagine a pair of happy jumpy elephants .... lol

    nice collection matey

    Dell_in_the_bed;2671183

    I dont like the elephant bit, just imagine a pair of happy jumpy … I dont like the elephant bit, just imagine a pair of happy jumpy elephants .... lol nice collection matey


    :w00t: unless theyre iccle cute heffalumps

    thats it, my cat is coming to the next party i hit :-D

    ** Changes her name from pcnutta to I WANT TO BE A PIG"
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