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    Fake tan.

    Can anyone recommend me some good fake tan?! I've never used it in my life before but I've got some awful tan lines on my chest from spending a month sunbathing in different bikini tops, and I need to wear clothes that are a little lower for a functional night out.

    I can't do this when my boobs are tanned in 3 different colours, like neopolitan. I've tried putting some of that gradual tan stuff on but it doesn't work. I've also tried some kind of really stinky fake tan, can't remember what it is - maybe Garnier or something - and that didn't work either.

    Am I doomed?!

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    hi my missuss uses sun lab not cheap but natural

    Original Poster

    tourneyman

    hi my missuss uses sun lab not cheap but natural



    Thanks.

    I also forgot to mention that I don't want to smell like biscuits. Does she smell like biscuits?

    tourneyman

    hi my missuss uses sun lab not cheap but natural



    It may look natural, but it not lulz

    Bagsy not rubbing it in for you.

    I once tried a Clarins one, looked brilliant and wasn't biscuity.
    Remember to exfoliate.

    Pics or?...

    i get the spray tan done its about £15 here,they do LA tan or fake bake
    i think the fake bake is more natural looking

    St Tropez

    Fake bake is really good and comes in different shades

    St Tropez Mousse
    Smells really nice and looks very natural

    Original Poster

    thesaint

    Bagsy not rubbing it in for you.



    Nothing would make me happier than for this to be the case.

    edjaned

    i get the spray tan done its about £15 here,they do LA tan or fake bake i … i get the spray tan done its about £15 here,they do LA tan or fake bake i think the fake bake is more natural looking



    I already have an actual LA tan...and a Mexico tan and a Miami tan. That's where my issue comes from! I just need to sort my boobs out.

    I will have a look for either St Tropez or Fake Bake then, thanks for the suggestions. I needed to do it by tonight really but I don't think that's going to happen. I'll wear a turtleneck jumper out.

    Banned

    You do have horrific boobs

    Fake bake for me!

    Messy sheets but best results, no streaks.
    I have my own or go to salon if I CBA applying it.
    I get mine on-line so let me know if you want link.

    Original Poster

    vibeone

    You do have horrific boobs



    Shut it, you ****. My boobs win awards.

    nikkib123

    Fake bake for me!Messy sheets but best results, no streaks.I have my own … Fake bake for me!Messy sheets but best results, no streaks.I have my own or go to salon if I CBA applying it.I get mine on-line so let me know if you want link.



    Yes pleeeeeease. In fact, can't you just bring a blob of it to my house? I'll let you rub it in

    vibeone

    You do have horrific boobs

    nikkib123

    Fake bake for me!Messy sheets but best results, no streaks.I have my own … Fake bake for me!Messy sheets but best results, no streaks.I have my own or go to salon if I CBA applying it.I get mine on-line so let me know if you want link.



    I am an expert in applying it, I would do a great job ha ha (no homo)
    lookbest.co.uk/

    just pop into boots and ask them

    If you need it for tonight then none of the above are any use as they are the ones you apply and a tan gradually appears ( usually overnight ) and then you shower next morning , you could always get something like sunshimmer or something which is an instant tan and washes off with soap and water ! i think its by Rimmel, most chemists and supermarkets sell it and its @ £3

    Original Poster

    I've just put about 2 inches of bronzer on them. I am a mess.

    You should have got nikkib to do it for you.

    Banned

    http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pic-4.jpg

    ^ shes on the left.
    Edited by: "vibeone" 4th Sep 2010

    Original Poster

    I HATE YOU MARK.

    Banned

    Real names frighten me. Please stop it Shelley. Continue to use the VB1 brandname in future.

    Banned

    Shelly, Mark what completely gay names.
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