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    Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
    A: Mandy Lifeboats!

    Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
    A: Beatrix Potter!

    Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
    A: Rory!

    Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
    A: Laurie!

    Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
    A: Pete!

    Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
    A: Phantom of the Oprah!

    Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
    A: Kung Flu!

    Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
    A: Bob!

    Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
    A: A Mouseketeer!

    Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
    A: Claude Bottom

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    Lol - like the last one :thumbsup:

    brilliant !
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