Found 16th Sep 2008
Kids have brought the first batch of colds back from school.

Spent the day sleeping it off and feel like pants.

Whose got something to cheer me up

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dont be a pansy!

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Kiss Darlings picture that should cheer your world

Chicken soop!!! all teh way

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loupomm;2983938

dont be a pansy!



Man flu is a serious ailment, you dont know the damage it does to a man, you women wouldn't be able to cope if you knew the full strength of the viral infection :-D

Your anti thingies made by your body should protect you till Xmas :thumbsup: (prob Dec 23rd LoL)

How does poo feel? I've never felt it myself:whistling:

Spent the day sleeping it off and feel like pants.

I read that last word as a word for a mans part!
Ive been away from my girlfriends for 2 days and its taking over my mind!!!!!!!!

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dean3988;2983949

Chicken soop!!! all teh way



I had a slice of bread and butter earlier....yum

stay away from me:w00t:

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happy donkey;2983956

Your anti thingies made by your body should protect you till Xmas … Your anti thingies made by your body should protect you till Xmas :thumbsup: (prob Dec 23rd LoL)



:lol: thats about right :thumbsup:

tessb;2983959

How does poo feel? I've never felt it myself:whistling:



try walking into the kitchen, half asleep, bare-footed when one of the dogs has had a little accident :oops::p

You feel like poo :? You mean all warm and squidgy....http://thinkadrian.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/poo.gif

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Pitbikeboy;2983961

Spent the day sleeping it off and feel like pants.I read that last word … Spent the day sleeping it off and feel like pants.I read that last word as a word for a mans part!Ive been away from my girlfriends for 2 days and its taking over my mind!!!!!!!!



You need to get out fella, its affecting your brain, or brian, however you want to interpret that sentence :roll:

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tessb;2983959

How does poo feel? I've never felt it myself:whistling:



You definitely dont have kids....or a dog

Foosball Chum;2983976

You need to get out fella, its affecting your brain, or brian, however … You need to get out fella, its affecting your brain, or brian, however you want to interpret that sentence :roll:



Weathers Pants and its to short of a distance to get a taxi to the pub!
Looks lyk its COD4 all nyt!

it could be worse, i've got what you've got plus an infection in my gum as i need to have a tooth out (which the dentist won't do until 14th october) and my cheek has swollen right up! on top of that i've had to run the kids here there and everywher today while i have been feeling like death warmed up

Foosball Chum;2983955

Man flu is a serious ailment, you dont know the damage it does to a man, … Man flu is a serious ailment, you dont know the damage it does to a man, you women wouldn't be able to cope if you knew the full strength of the viral infection :-D



You men don't know how painful childbirth is, but we sure as hell, don't go on like we're dying, like men do with 'man flu' ;-) Don't be such a wuss :whistling:

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cheerleader;2984027

it could be worse, i've got what you've got plus an infection in my gum … it could be worse, i've got what you've got plus an infection in my gum as i need to have a tooth out (which the dentist won't do until 14th october) and my cheek has swollen right up! on top of that i've had to run the kids here there and everywher today while i have been feeling like death warmed up



Wow, what a babe ;-) I bet you look amazingly beautiful, I'm soooo turned on right now :roll:

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libbitom1;2984036

You men don't know how painful childbirth is, but we sure as hell, don't … You men don't know how painful childbirth is, but we sure as hell, don't go on like we're dying, like men do with 'man flu' ;-) Don't be such a wuss :whistling:



I've experienced pain worse than childbirth :-D and screamed like a girl :giggle:

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Pitbikeboy;2983990

Weathers Pants and its to short of a distance to get a taxi to the pub! … Weathers Pants and its to short of a distance to get a taxi to the pub! Looks lyk its COD4 all nyt!



I've already whooped everyone on wii fit football, even in my sorry state :giggle:

Foosball Chum;2984046

I've experienced pain worse than childbirth :-D and screamed like a girl … I've experienced pain worse than childbirth :-D and screamed like a girl :giggle:



Course you have ! What am I talking about ? Childbirth is a piece of p**s compared to flu :-D

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libbitom1;2984124

Course you have ! What am I talking about ? Childbirth is a piece of p**s … Course you have ! What am I talking about ? Childbirth is a piece of p**s compared to flu :-D



No not flu, I snapped my leg in 12 places, shattering my tibia. When they fixed the bone, they set it wrong, and without any pain killers they had to break it again, twist the leg and reset it back in place. Oh laughs we had :-D

Missus confirmed childbirth was a breeze ;-)

Foosball Chum;2984184

No not flu, I snapped my leg in 12 places, shattering my tibia. When … No not flu, I snapped my leg in 12 places, shattering my tibia. When they fixed the bone, they set it wrong, and without any pain killers they had to break it again, twist the leg and reset it back in place. Oh laughs we had :-DMissus confirmed childbirth was a breeze ;-)



I'll give you that one ! :?

Poor you :friends:

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libbitom1;2984206

I'll give you that one ! :?



Woohoo!!!! :-D

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dontdothatagain;2984211

Poor you :friends:



Aww ta :thumbsup: :oops:

Foosball Chum;2984229

Woohoo!!!! :-D



See I cheered you up - you were proved right :cry:

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libbitom1;2984316

See I cheered you up - you were proved right :cry:



Yes, thank you sweetie, I would kiss you, but then I'd give you my manflu :-D

I'm off to bed again now, unfortunately need to get back to work at 1.30am :-(

Anyone needs me, you know where I am......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lazy:

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I'm ill too


so hoping many Sambuccas tonight will make me better

i feel im getting a cold!

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ODB_69;2984344

I'm ill tooso hoping many Sambuccas tonight will make me better



Aww mate, I think they probably will :thumbsup:

I'd try that approach, but I'm driving in the morning

OK really off now, night peeps :thumbsup:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o234/MotherSuperior1nl/Bird_flu.jpg

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bitseylango;2984396



[SIZE=7]SEXIST :x[/SIZE]

ODB_69;2984478

[SIZE=7]SEXIST :x[/SIZE]



yep :thumbsup:

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jellybaby22;2984490

LMAO men are wimps when it comes to being ill...I have an ear infection … LMAO men are wimps when it comes to being ill...I have an ear infection right now...I feel sick and dizzy..am I complaining...no...Im getting on with it......LOL a man has a cold and its flu......:giggle:


???

U lot do nothing BUT complain!

I aint saying I'm dying...just ill...dont care...still gonna get smashed tonight....no work tomorrow yay

ODB_69;2984566

???U lot do nothing BUT complain!I aint saying I'm dying...just … ???U lot do nothing BUT complain!I aint saying I'm dying...just ill...dont care...still gonna get smashed tonight....no work tomorrow yay



HEY!! :x I dont complain!

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jellybaby22;2984579

complain..women do not complain...we communicate..get it … complain..women do not complain...we communicate..get it right.......:roll:


communicate n the age old art of nagging!
bitseylango;2984593

HEY!! :x I dont complain!


:?

then your NOT a woman?

ODB_69;2984610

communicate n the age old art of nagging!:?then your NOT a woman?



Im ALL woman..........you know that

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bitseylango;2984620

Im ALL woman..........you know that


shame your not over here tonight then ;-) xxx
jellybaby22;2984622

yes nagging..as you men call it...talking about important things as a … yes nagging..as you men call it...talking about important things as a woman would call it.......hope u feel better soon......xx[SIZE=1]when you get very your itsey tiny little cold...ya big girls blouse[/SIZE]


Thank you very much hunny xxx
[SIZE=1]you miserable old hag[/SIZE]

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jellybaby22;2984649

:shock: well that was uncalled for.....a hag ..yes, … :shock: well that was uncalled for.....a hag ..yes, miserable...yes.....but old.....that hurt..:cry:


LOOOOOOOOOL

Well dont forget...your older than me xxxxxxxxxxx
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