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    feeling fed up and down im fed up with living in this s***t hostal away from family and friends, just want to get a proper home back where i used to live. cheer me up!

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    It's raining outside.

    Alcohol, it works for me:thumbsup:

    you get chucked out or suttin?

    How come you're stuck in a hostel?

    BTW - I have to go to work tonight, I'm assuming you don't - does that cheer you up?!

    Youre down? I just got a f*******g £40 fine!!!

    Original Poster

    already drinking, like mad, its one of those days where i just want to sit and cry, been trying to hold it in all day, so my little girl can't see how upset i am

    Sorry to hear you're so p155ed off! Sounds like a good reason too!

    I will look for a joke or something that'll make you smile!

    Any preferences? Pics/jokes

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    Naeem786;2306469

    Youre down? I just got a f*******g £40 fine!!!



    lol how?

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    WantOne;2306483

    Sorry to hear you're so p155ed off! Sounds like a good reason too!I will … Sorry to hear you're so p155ed off! Sounds like a good reason too!I will look for a joke or something that'll make you smile!Any preferences? Pics/jokes



    anything hun, thank you

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    fox2020;2306461

    Alcohol, it works for me:thumbsup:



    Only too well:whistling:

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    what has happened charlie? and lol, what u get your 40 fine for?

    can't be that bad its got internet access.

    ah what danger god you catman!

    DangerGod;2306487

    lol how?



    Parking ticket!!!!!!!!! They just take our money!!!!

    Prissymiss;2306493

    Only too well:whistling:



    Your not supposed to be here:?

    lmao, wer boutS?

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    4241mackay;2306464

    you get chucked out or suttin?



    yeah got chucked out by my mum, not for anything i done just that there was 8 of us living in a 3 bedroom house, not enough room. council wouldn't help us.

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    charlie2;2306480

    already drinking, like mad, its one of those days where i just want to … already drinking, like mad, its one of those days where i just want to sit and cry, been trying to hold it in all day, so my little girl can't see how upset i am



    We've all had days like that. Hopefully things will start to look up for you.

    Have you got any family you can turn to?

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    4241mackay;2306501

    ah what danger god you catman!



    what the eff is a catman?

    1st attempt

    In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
    At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

    In prison: You get three meals a day.
    At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

    In prison: You get time off for good behavior.
    At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

    In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

    In prison: You can watch TV and play games.
    At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    In prison: You get your own toilet.
    At work: You have to share.

    In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
    At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

    In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
    At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

    In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
    At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
    At work: They are called supervisors.

    In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
    At work: You get fired if you get caught.

    Chin up lady, all will be ok.

    Look on the bright side - you have net access. :thumbsup:

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    fox2020;2306505

    Your not supposed to be here:?



    [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]STALKER[/SIZE][/COLOR]



    [SIZE="1"][COLOR="White"]Love you really xxx[/COLOR][/SIZE]

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    Prissymiss;2306513

    We've all had days like that. Hopefully things will start to look up for … We've all had days like that. Hopefully things will start to look up for you.Have you got any family you can turn to?



    don't get me wrong i appriatethat i have somewhere to live, better of than some people, but it just gets me down some days

    Next

    The agent of a beautiful actress discovered one day that the actress had been selling her body for 100 dollars a night. The agent, who had long lusted after her, hadn't dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable. He approached her, told her how much she turned him on, and how much he wanted to make it with her.

    She agreed to spend the night with him but said that he would have to pay her the same 100 dollars that the other customers did.

    He scratched his head, considered it, and then asked, "Don't I even get my agent's 10% as a deduction?"

    "No, siree," she said. "If you want it, you're going to have to pay full price for it just like the other Johns."

    The agent didn't like that at all, but he agreed.

    That night, she came to his apartment after her performance at a local nightclub. The agent did her at midnight, after turning out all the lights.

    At 1 a.m., she was awakened again. And again, she was vigorously done. In a little while, she was awakened again, and again she was made love to again. The actress was impressed with her lover's vitality.

    "My goodness," she whispered in the dark, "you are so virile. I never realized how lucky I was to have you for my agent."

    "I'm not your agent, lady," a strange voice answered. "He's at the door selling tickets."

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    Prissymiss;2306526

    [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]STALKER[/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE="1"][COLOR="White"]Love you really xxx[/COLOR][/SIZE]



    Yep.......................but god I'm good at it:thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    thank you wantone and fox2020,

    lol ^ n, just a bit of street talk, you know, 'you catman'

    I expect a complaint about this

    DONT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, (really easily)
    (Guaranteed viewing then, just like the old Channel 5 red triangles!!!)

    A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to raise their hands if they knew the correct sounds.

    "Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.

    Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!"

    "Very good," replied the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?"

    "Baaaa," answered Billy.

    She continued this for a while. Then she asked, "What sound does a pig make?"

    All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She chose little Tyrone at the back of the class.

    He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall, mutha-fercka!"

    fox2020;2306532




    First thing I noticed was how bogin her skants look.

    Original Poster

    :)lol

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    4241mackay;2306544

    lol ^ n, just a bit of street talk, you know, 'you catman'



    lol never come across that 1....

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    LadyMadonna;2306551

    First thing I noticed was how bogin her skants look.



    Who wears knickers that colour................................................please don't say that you do anyone.

    Although most women own 'no go' knickers.

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    awwwww charlie, its ok to feel like cack ya know, just accept it. I have been pretty cack for a while now and know why i feel like i do so its ok to feel like this, dont fight it just feel it and when things get better then so will your mood, you dont need drink all you need is the nutters that will apppear on this thread xx

    Prissymiss;2306561

    Who wears knickers that … Who wears knickers that colour................................................please don't say that you do anyone.


    I dont wear none

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    Lulu'sMammy;2306565

    I dont wear none



    Prove it

    lol, its nottingham talk i supose! teach me some plymouth street talk!

    n Lmao, lulus mammy... is that you in your avatar

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    Lulu'sMammy;2306565

    I dont wear none



    I know, we can hear the flange flapping when you enter the room.

    Did I say that out load:w00t:

    Evening xxxx

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