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    Liar!

    that not funny !

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    Original Poster

    its true!

    im not that sad to make it up

    imranmaz;2031254



    i agree:thumbsup::thumbsup:

    I called you a liar because of the title of your post - I was not referring to your 'joke'

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    Tintern1981;2031416

    I called you a liar because of the title of your post - I was not … I called you a liar because of the title of your post - I was not referring to your 'joke'



    HAHA!!!

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    Not funny.

    A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
    She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

    The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

    "Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.

    The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"

    "I'm a Manchester United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a United fan?"

    "Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a United fan and my dad is a United fan, so I'm a United fan too!"

    "Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a United fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.

    What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"

    "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

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    Deek43;2031617

    "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."



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    imranmaz;2031254



    Feel so much happier knowing you don't reserve that one for me!
    :-D
    Did you see my, (lower tech bank robber joke?) I think i'll dedicate it to your poopy posts!

    :roll:

    Got another for ya!

    Watch the new section! I am sure you'll have to dig deep to dis this one, OK apart frok the "its old bit", it still makes me laugh!

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    WantOne;2032072

    Feel so much happier knowing you don't reserve that one for me!:-DDid you … Feel so much happier knowing you don't reserve that one for me!:-DDid you see my, (lower tech bank robber joke?) I think i'll dedicate it to your poopy posts!:roll:Got another for ya!Watch the new section! I am sure you'll have to dig deep to dis this one, OK apart frok the "its old bit", it still makes me laugh!



    that pic started cosa you...:|

    Banned

    the whitness joke is funny

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    Hello mitchdeals1
    I am an adult. It seems to me that you are having trouble getting to the point. If you share your problem with us here on HUKD, we may be able to help. We're listening,

    Why would you take your girlfriend to a football match?

    Banned

    Oh I get it - as in a dog? Very funny.

    wicked fail posts tonight....
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