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    Fifty dollars is fifty dollars

    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, Esther,Id like to ride in that helicopter.

    Esther always replied, I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars

    One year Esther and Morris went to fair, and Morris said, Esther, Im 85 years old. If I dont ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.

    To this, Esther replied, Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

    The pilot overheard the couple and said, Folks Ill make you a deal. Ill take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and dont say a word I wont charge you a penny! But if you say one word its fifty dollars.

    Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

    When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didnt. Im impressed!

    Morris replied, Well, to tell the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!

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    Original Poster

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    what happened to the pilot? did he get accused of manslaughter?

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    PeePeeHILL;3430159

    what happened to the pilot? did he get accused of manslaughter?


    ... I think in this instance the pilot became the town hero .. ! lol

    lol thats good

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    i like that one LOL :thumbsup:

    :giggle:

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    What an inconsiderate pilot!

    Did she survive?

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    guv;3430834

    What an inconsiderate pilot!Did she survive?


    ............... well tbh up until today the truth of the matter is nobody really knows ... the poor thing is said to have fallen somewhere in here .. .............
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    [LEFT]........................ maybe some fine day she will return :thumbsup:.......... .. I suppose her hubby can only ''live in hope'' ;-)[/LEFT]

    just read it and ended up spilling my cup of tea over myself!! :oops:

    :giggle::giggle:

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    vix_xx;3431929

    just read it and ended up spilling my cup of tea over myself!! :oops: … just read it and ended up spilling my cup of tea over myself!! :oops: :giggle::giggle:



    hey again :thumbsup:

    erm, i have learnt not to drink hot drinks whilst reading :oops:

    nice to see you again, come join in the chat x
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