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    Finally together

    Judy got married and had 13 children.

    Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.

    She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.

    Bob was killed in a car accident.
    12 years later Judy again, remarried,.... and this time, she & John
    had 5 more children.


    Judy finally died, after having produced 25 children.

    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

    He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they
    are finally together."


    Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

    "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
    Margaret replied:....

    "I think he means her legs, Ethel..."

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    LOL! I also wondered which husband she was with - before I read the punchline... SHe obviously wasn't with John as it wasn't mentioned he'd died yet!
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