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    First aid ?

    Two (insert town, city or country of your choice) friends are walking home from the local pub when one of them drops to the pavemant holding his chest.
    His friend quickly grabs the mobile phone and
    Dials 999
    The Operator immediately asks:
    'What is the emergency and where are you?'
    The friend replies:
    'I don't know what happened, we were walking
    Home on Eucalyptus Street and my friend grabbed
    His chest and fell down!'
    The operator asked:
    'How do you spell the name of that street?'
    The phone seemed to go dead.
    The operator now really concerned kept shouting
    Because she could hear him panting!

    Finally he came back on the line and said:

    'Okay..I dragged him over to Oak street...
    that's O-A-K.'

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    Original Poster

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    lol

    lol

    Did he survive?

    Lol.

    big smile :-D

    I was laughing by the time I got to 'choice'.:p
    Rest of the joke was quite funny as well.
    :lol:

    LOL :-D

    Especially liked the "insert town, city or country of your choice" bit!!!!! :whistling:

    suze;1625006

    LOL :-DEspecially liked the "insert town, city or country of your … LOL :-DEspecially liked the "insert town, city or country of your choice" bit!!!!! :whistling:



    After reading all of the comments on the thread with liverpool in the joke, I can see why that was added to the joke!

    kelly_o_fanatic;1625111

    After reading all of the comments on the thread with liverpool in the … After reading all of the comments on the thread with liverpool in the joke, I can see why that was added to the joke!



    exactly!!! ;-)
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