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    First item to your left is now your only weapon in a zombie apocalypse....

    due to a mixture of being bored and putting of coursework, lets say a zombie invasion happened now and you could only use the first thing to your left...what is it?

    for me, ive got a pillow...gonna be the weirdest pillow fight ive ever had!

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    sorted. air pistol.

    a Blackberry..

    Banned

    an empty pot of pringles

    The misses!

    Box of tissues...

    I have a cold ok!

    Original Poster

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ndp05o0-7b4/TXFe8UqSTTI/AAAAAAAABNA/cfDsFuvlqjU/s400/look%2BAt%2BYour%2BLeft%2B-%2BWeapons%2BFor%2BZombie%2BApocalypse.jpg

    here was the image lol, forgot to put in....

    A coaster that says 'Special Friend' on it.

    That would confuse the heck out of a zombie.

    The wife

    I have the choice of a miniature dachshund or a 6 year old child, although to be fair, my 6 year old is a bit of a dark horse and I reckon could take a good few zombies down if it came to it.

    Scratch that, I am doomed, turns out the wee one brought a doll to bed tonight, so my weapon is in fact a 12 inch long baby doll.
    Edited by: "Skyebee" 15th Mar 2011

    http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/usb_squid.jpg

    Glass of water

    Banned

    http://www.stablecroft.com/images/s0704820-lg.jpg

    Either, a small knife, an escrima stick, a tub of tiger balm or a can of deodorant.

    Hmm, shame I couldn`t use what`s to my right...

    A torch ...so basically (based on the above posts) we could entice them with some pringles,blind them with a torch,bash them with a pillow,shoot them with an air pistol,clean up with some tissues and wonkeys missus could then call for help on the Blackberry lol

    To my left, my asthma pump, my wallet, my lg and motorola mobile phones, my 360 controller and a book about C++

    http://www.webdesign-guru.co.uk/icon/wp-content/uploads/whitewall.jpg

    I think i might be in trouble...

    Banned

    golemsmate

    I think i might be in trouble...



    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    A decanter and a few glasses...
    I don't think that's going to do much X)

    A bottle of childrens Nurofen oO

    A kitten. I'm sorted.

    orange peel

    http://www.dressingupboxonline.co.uk/images/products/1sg029_lg.jpg

    im screwed a 4gb micro sd, suppose i could jam it up there nose

    A bomb proof laptop with a handle makes for easy zombie head-bashing...

    Crowman

    Either, a small knife, an escrima stick, a tub of tiger balm or a can of … Either, a small knife, an escrima stick, a tub of tiger balm or a can of deodorant. Hmm, shame I couldn`t use what`s to my right...




    nowt to my left but a kids chair (many kali sticks to my right though) and a sword in the bedroom just in case it does really happen.

    A throw

    Not looking good for me, 2011 census, been meaning to fill it out all day. I guess I could try to give them a paper cut (painful)

    no1john

    Not looking good for me, 2011 census, been meaning to fill it out all … Not looking good for me, 2011 census, been meaning to fill it out all day. I guess I could try to give them a paper cut (painful)



    We're having a party on 27th.
    Going to put everybody on the form.:p

    A headphone case. And it's a soft one too. There might be a usb stick in it. Does that count as it's possibly 2 items...

    whatsThePoint

    oh great, all i have to defend myself with is a headless corpse


    WTF oO

    a bowl, guess i can use it to eat food from it?

    A pair of pink fluffy earmuffs and the worst thing is they dont even do their job properly, so i will die looking ridiculous with cold ears
    Edited by: "micoo" 16th Mar 2011

    The mrs, zombies are scared of gingers right?

    TV remote, put the horror channel on and make them feel at home.

    A4 paper

    A plastic spork.... oh ****!

    A tissue. And it's not even Bounty so i'm screwed.

    a lamp and a printer will do nicely for me

    A mirror covered with some funny smelling white powder...aah I can talk sh*t to them 'til they get bored.

    P90 Marui Automatic Electric Gun, similar to this but uprated lol

    http://neoairsoft.home.comcast.net/~neoairsoft/p90/1.jpg
    Edited by: "Chuckles1001" 16th Mar 2011
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