Found 13th Sep 2016
how do I get rid of a big nasty looking fly. it just keeps on going

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Original Poster

like 100 miles an hour

tennis racket or a blast of deodorant.

Is this an actual, serious thread? oO ...

You could always...

Open a window and try to persuade it to exit your property.

Reason with it. Let it know that you aren't happy that it is in your home

Call the police and tell them you have a trespasser in your home

Sign over your deeds to the fly

Move out


Or you could just swat it.... But make sure to try all of the other options first. This is a last resort for the utterly desperate.

Original Poster

i left the door open for it, also lost about the flipflops and 3 pillows in trying to swat the beast. nearly fell on top of a sleeping baby trying to creep up on it

pound shop bug zapper, hours of fly tennis fun

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RossD89

Is this an actual, serious thread? oO ...You could always...Open a window … Is this an actual, serious thread? oO ...You could always...Open a window and try to persuade it to exit your property.Reason with it. Let it know that you aren't happy that it is in your homeCall the police and tell them you have a trespasser in your homeSign over your deeds to the flyMove outOr you could just swat it.... But make sure to try all of the other options first. This is a last resort for the utterly desperate.



​omg this made me laugh so hard. lol

wait till he lands on the toilet seat. he will soon get p1ssed off.

buy yourself a 'clock spider' ;-p

Those fly zappers are incredible. I welcome flies in my house to to fry them with that bad boy.

How about Fly spray... invented many years ago.

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omg, do you have any videos of yourself when you threw those pillows and flip flops on the fly? a really small fly And a big pillow, crash!

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Have you just been watching Breaking Bad?

Be careful not to swallow it. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, then a spider, she ended up swallowing so much she got really fat and ill. When in the end she could have just opened the doors and windows, use fly spray, and let it fly out. If you dont have fly spray, use starch which you spray on clothes, it wont kill the fly but it will then glide out the window.

Original Poster

lol thanx
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