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    Freak out the Cashier

    Just a little game for you that I got from a cartoon online. Choose a small number of items that you feel would freak out a cashier the most. The opening gambit, and a tough one to beat I'm sure you'll agree, is:

    A pregnancy test.
    A single coat hanger.

    Suggestions?

    (Taken from www.liverpoolway.co.uk)

    46 Comments

    razorblades and a length of rope?

    Banned

    Bag of fertiliser and some extra strong sleeping tablets

    bin bags - a few knifes

    Original Poster

    Tin of dog food
    A baby feeding spoon
    A bib

    Beans!! :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    A can of petrol
    A box of matches
    A leaflet stating the store opening times.

    Original Poster

    Chainsaw
    Stain removal carpet cleaner
    Loads of plastic sheets
    Lube

    bottom spot cream
    mirror
    camera

    Banned

    a ball and some strong tape...

    bleach and lighter fluid

    Original Poster

    snowtiger;2423561

    **** spot creammirrorcamera :?



    I think they have an "inside" spot.

    Original Poster

    A porn magazine
    Telephone book
    A printer/scanner

    A loaf and some marmite

    lol half these thing are liable to get you locked up for 42 days soon nevermind freak out the cashier lol

    blow up doll
    chocolates
    engagement ring

    durex and a packet of pins.

    Ross Noble has the best idea.

    Next time you go to buy booze for your next party or BBQ, load the trolley up with it and buy a box of nappies. When they say the total, say you've not got quite enough money and put the nappies back...

    Original Poster

    Plane tickets
    "How to fly a plane, for dummies" hardback book
    4 BB guns.

    snowtiger;2423598

    blow up dollchocolates engagement ring



    blow up doll
    lube
    condoms
    pregnancy kit :thumbsup:

    A Balaclava
    Baseball Bat
    Rope
    Duct Tape

    dandoc2;2423615

    blow up dolllubecondomspregnancy kit :thumbsup:



    don't forget the whipped cream!:-D

    binoculars
    ladder
    KY Jelly
    4 Pack of Andrex

    Then ask casually where they live

    Large chest freezer
    Chopper
    500 XL sandwich bags

    Deek43;2423624

    don't forget the whipped cream!:-D


    ............... kinky liccle devil ! :whistling:

    The largest Cucumber you can find in the store
    Large tub of Vasaline
    Rubber gloves
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    .
    .
    And some Man Size tissues

    a mouse (not a computer one)
    a plastic tube
    some lube

    ....... think i'll open a lube company ... seems to be quite popular !

    dont buy anything go to the till and offer the cashier money, and when they ask why or tell you you've not bought anything, keep saying "you know what its for"

    bin liners
    bin

    i love sadam tshirt
    ak47
    slip over jacket
    tnt
    and a passport holder

    Incontinence pants
    Laxatives
    Spoon

    litre bottle of vodka
    painkillers - plenty of
    paper and pen
    rope

    Banned

    I see we have a few too many proffesionals at this game lol

    100% true, while I was working in sainsbury's I once had a female customer only buy:

    A cucumber
    A tub of Vaseline
    A pack of sanitary towels

    :?

    Banned

    LOOOL

    that made me laugh can imagine teh cashiers face as he scans the items throough one after the other

    2 litres of Diet Coke
    1 Pack of Mento's
    Camera

    Spade
    Bag of lime

    vibrator
    multipack of batteries
    top shelf magazines

    pinkkitty2007;2424516

    vibratormultipack of batteriestop shelf magazines



    that would freek out some one in the supermarket... Where'd the vibe come from?

    Banned

    jennybubbles;2424675

    that would freek out some one in the supermarket... Where'd the vibe come … that would freek out some one in the supermarket... Where'd the vibe come from?



    Tesco Value Range :thumbsup:

    jennybubbles;2424675

    that would freek out some one in the supermarket... Where'd the vibe come … that would freek out some one in the supermarket... Where'd the vibe come from?



    They sell them in superdrug. Didnt realise it had to be a supermarket cashier, doesnt say supermarket in op:?
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