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    Free £1 code to splurge at sendit.com if........

    you can tell me the best dirty joke of the day!!

    GO!!!!!

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    Your mother

    Original Poster

    nice try but thats a lazy one , need to do better

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

    £1 http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee196/kriza75/PC%20GIF/laugh.gif

    Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
    A: we need some support or people are going to think were nuts

    Original Poster

    it was a close call but riteondeals is the winner

    peterjmay

    it was a close call but riteondeals is the winner



    It was close? There was only 2 jokes X)

    Original Poster

    nikkib123

    It was close? There was only 2 jokes X)



    lol

    I think my joke was to funny.

    farhadmaster

    I think my joke was to funny.



    Yeah if your about 13 . . . . . . oh wait!

    A pig rolled in mud

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    hahaha thanks a whole pound

    Banned

    "Talk dirty to me"

    "Jobie"

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    my daughter got fingered whilst watching countdown the other day, 8 letters, very good i said.

    DangerGod

    my daughter got fingered whilst watching countdown the other day, 8 … my daughter got fingered whilst watching countdown the other day, 8 letters, very good i said.




    I don't get it... Sounds a little sick anyway???

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    Chiptivo

    I don't get it... Sounds a little sick anyway???



    My daughter got ''fingered''(<<< an 8 letter word,yes?) whilst watching countdown.
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