Free £2.50 amazon voucher

i have got a free voucher from here and can give the code to whoever wants it as i will not be using it..............

to the first person who makes me laugh...


thanks I will have it


thanks I will have it

funny! lol

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades
and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can
leave early today.”

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and
will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep
their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"


Original Poster

meh :-S

I'll give you a fiver for it..........:thumbsup:


I'll give you a fiver for it..........:thumbsup:


Original Poster

its only worth £2.50


its only worth £2.50

I was only joking!!

Make it a tenner.


A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it."
"Sorry," replied the owner, but I can't sell you that."
"Why not asked the customer?"
"Because that's my husband."

Original Poster

hmms, cmon wheres the funny, who really needs it?

My girlfriend walked into a shop to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen.

The salesman said, "Computers don't need curtains."

My girlfriend said, "Hellooo, I have windows!"

Picture of my girlfriend

ah come on - you know you want to! lol


Picture of my girlfriend

OOps wrong photo....

A man walks into a pet shop and asks for a wasp.

The assistant says, 'We don't sell wasps'

The man replies, 'Well there was one in the window this morning'

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart. After careful consideration, he decided on a pair or gloves, accompanied by his sweetheart's sister. He went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister bought a pair of panties for herself. During the gift wrapping, the presents got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man mailed the package to his sweetheart with this note:

"This is a little gift to show you that I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose this because I noticed that you are in a habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for you sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears the short one that are very easy to remove. These are the delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had another sales girl try them on and she really looked good in them. I wish I could put them on you for them first time. No doubt, other men's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you in them. When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night.

All My Love.

P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss what's inside them during this coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing."

LOL.. and stops your ring getting soiled while gardening.

well it is almost caturday:) where are you| kippy/holly

Scotsman, an Irishman, and a Rabbi walk into a bar and the barman says, "Is this a joke?"

Original Poster

:-) sorry i was away, jst got back, i like october girls 1st pic, so il send the voucher to her , lol


:-) sorry i was away, jst got back, i like october girls 1st pic, so il … :-) sorry i was away, jst got back, i like october girls 1st pic, so il send the voucher to her , lol

thank you kamy187 very much appreciated, now im getting ready for caturday, come join us:)

Original Poster


thank you kamy187 very much appreciated, now im getting ready for … thank you kamy187 very much appreciated, now im getting ready for caturday, come join us:)

yay ok
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