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    One wife-reasonable cook,only requires occasional servicing,hates people surfing the internet while she is talking.

    One 16 year old boy-recently become a recluse and is so lazy he even texts his brother in the room next door-never speaks unless the subject is warhammer or ps3.

    One 14 year old boy-brilliant at DIY-has recently converted bedroom into a pigsty.

    One 12 year old girl-has recently inherited mothers trait of taking 7 hours to buy a pair of shoes-only communicates via text,bebo and facebook.

    One 2 year old girl-inquisitive-asks "why?" at least one thousand times per day-has a serious "timmy time" addiction.

    One dalmation-clinically insane-shares its breakfast with a squirrel every morning completely unaware that squirrels are the enemy-never sleeps.

    I will keep the labrador.

    No returns accepted under any circumstances.

    15 Comments

    was almost going for that until you said no returns!

    Postage?

    Original Poster

    cribert;6231433

    was almost going for that until you said no returns!Postage?



    Second class in large jiffy bags.

    I'll take the reasonable cook pls

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    Marina;6231439

    I'll take the reasonable cook pls



    job lot-all or nothing

    Fancy a swap .... plus cash ? :giggle: I'll keep the retriever

    barky;6231448

    job lot-all or nothing


    What???? The four children come too?? Nothing it is :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    GoDutchGo;6231459

    Fancy a swap .... plus cash ? :giggle: I'll keep the retriever



    erm...no thanks

    barky;6231516

    erm...no thanks


    I'll leave the beer in the garage ... you'll have to be quick though .. my 17yr old will have it otherwise :whistling:

    Original Poster

    snowflake;6231562

    Can you split? If so, I'll take the 2 year old, fed up of my flipping … Can you split? If so, I'll take the 2 year old, fed up of my flipping boys, may well put them up on freecycle, got exactly the same 16 and 14 year olds i think!



    must take the dalmation also

    Original Poster

    GoDutchGo;6231545

    I'll leave the beer in the garage ... you'll have to be quick though .. … I'll leave the beer in the garage ... you'll have to be quick though .. my 17yr old will have it otherwise :whistling:



    Im only really interested in the retriever m8

    does the 2 year old know all episodes of timmy time off by heart - my friends 4 year old was not too impressed when i told him exactly what was going to happen next! if i can have meaningful converstions (at a 2 year old level) about timmy time at any time i choose then i'll take the 2 yr old. However if they like iggle piggle then i'll pass!

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    babybutton;6231689

    does the 2 year old know all episodes of timmy time off by heart - my … does the 2 year old know all episodes of timmy time off by heart - my friends 4 year old was not too impressed when i told him exactly what was going to happen next! if i can have meaningful converstions (at a 2 year old level) about timmy time at any time i choose then i'll take the 2 yr old. However if they like iggle piggle then i'll pass!



    hates iggle piggle-timmy and mittens are her entire world at the moment

    Very good...same house as I live in lol

    I'll trade you all that for a PS3 with Warhammer (sealed) ?

    splatsplatsplat;6232097

    I'll trade you all that for a PS3 with Warhammer (sealed) ?



    Wow - the seach does work!!
    I was wondering why on earth this thread turned up when I searched for 'Warhammer':w00t:
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