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    Male, 28 years old, answers to the name of gimp, ***head and many more.
    Likes to sit in front of the square flashy box, and practice wrestling moves on the dogs, and passing people as they run to the toilet.
    Looks good in combats, but the scratching of the ass and farting is a bit of a let down.
    Ideal for perfect nights in, as never likes to go out....especially when he is paying!
    Is often seen with a can of fizzy in his hand, and i dont mean coke.
    Good cook and even cleans (with protest...alot of it!) when asked.
    No need to swap details.... no money involved...hes free :roll:

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    Free P&P? :giggle:

    Original Poster

    ade2j

    Free P&P? :giggle:


    yup, he will walk :-D

    Banned

    You have to post an image, go on - give us a laugh.

    Lulu'sMammy

    No need to swap details.... no money involved...hes free :roll:



    I'd still swap details he might be faulty or (gods forbid) not as described :giggle: :giggle:

    Does it have a serial number? Made in China I bet!

    Original Poster

    No hes legit, if no buyers, i'll put him on ebay.

    Is he house trained?http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-010.gif

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    Please add images of the actual item for trade :giggle:

    #9 & #10 very funny Ray. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

    Original Poster

    whose laughing ? #11

    Lulu'sMammy

    whose laughing ? #11


    I am. :roll:
    I thought it was funny Ray posting the HUKD Disclaimer.

    Haha, as soon as I read the first post I wanted to post that. Ray beat me.

    and what about you Lulu..are you free???

    Are you willing to do a trade? :giggle: You'd be getting a really good deal......honest.....

    Original Poster

    kelly_o_fanatic

    Are you willing to do a trade? :giggle: You'd be getting a really good … Are you willing to do a trade? :giggle: You'd be getting a really good deal......honest.....


    what will i be getting ....

    Original Poster

    currychops

    and what about you Lulu..are you free???


    only to blokes with lots of cash :-D

    Lulu'sMammy

    what will i be getting ....



    My dad :thumbsup: comes with own car, will give you your own space (providing it is in the kitchen cooking!) good at DIY (when he gets around to it) Loves to shop even for other people so birthday are covered

    You CAN still teach this old (Well, 44 isnt exactly oooooold but....) dog new tricks - he has nearly mastered putting his own dishes in the dishwasher.

    This is a once in a lifetime offer, not to be repeated.....................


    ...........Well...............Unless you dont accept it.............:giggle:

    [SIZE=2]Shame this sort of thing still goes on in 2007, obvious it was got around Christmas time, now 5 months later the novelty has worn off. People who do this should be banned from ever having another one, even on a one night trial basis :giggle: [/SIZE]

    Lulu'sMammy

    only to blokes with lots of cash :-D



    I have loads of his albums...we are talking Johnny Cash!!

    Crazy1

    [SIZE=2]Shame this sort of thing still goes on in 2007, obvious it was … [SIZE=2]Shame this sort of thing still goes on in 2007, obvious it was got around Christmas time, now 5 months later the novelty has worn off. People who do this should be banned from ever having another one, even on a one night trial basis :giggle: [/SIZE]



    Am sure the owners would agree with you, stop them making the same mistake again :-D

    Original Poster

    kelly_o_fanatic

    My dad :thumbsup: comes with own car, will give you your own space … My dad :thumbsup: comes with own car, will give you your own space (providing it is in the kitchen cooking!) good at DIY (when he gets around to it) Loves to shop even for other people so birthday are coveredYou CAN still teach this old (Well, 44 isnt exactly oooooold but....) dog new tricks - he has nearly mastered putting his own dishes in the dishwasher.This is a once in a lifetime offer, not to be repeated................................Well...............Unless you dont accept it.............:giggle:


    Does'nt your mam still want him!

    Lulu'sMammy

    Does'nt your mam still want him!



    Nah! :whistling:

    All decisions in the house are made by me anyway (With the dog a close second!) so no worries :thumbsup:

    One thing I forgot to mention - he is vegetarian....although pretty easy to feed providing it isnt meat and he doesnt have to cook it

    Original Poster

    I am too so no problem there....has he loads of dosh, and like to go places does he work away (like my own space now and again!)

    Lulu'sMammy

    I am too so no problem there....has he loads of dosh, and like to go … I am too so no problem there....has he loads of dosh, and like to go places does he work away (like my own space now and again!)



    He is a 'stay at home' man and teetotal, is out of the house about 12 hours a day (recently been to canada for about 5 months but this not usual)

    Does Fox2020 know you are selling him? :whistling:
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