Freebie. Once in lifetime opportunity, not to be missed!!

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Found 29th Mar 2011
Massive freebie going on here!! Feeling rather generous tonight...... I'm giving away my armpit hair. Non of this bo smelling crap, right guard at its finest! For your chance to win just tell me what you plan to do with the prize- best answer wins!

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make a merkin
Edited by: "barky" 29th Mar 2011

Banned

i'm in if its still attached to you

i'll take it...just dont send any crappy 7 dvd with it please

magicbeans

i'll take it...just dont send any crappy 7 dvd with it please




lollingtons

Original Poster

Barky- I had to google that to see what it was! Filthy boy!

Banned

Eat it.....

Barky I had to google that too!

hmm should i google it?

Banned

i'm plan on taking your dna from it and growing an emmalampkin of my own

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/588884/o-m-g-retard-o.gif

depends on size! will it fit my armpit?

glue it to my a*se and make dangleberries

/\ Soon to be seen on BBC1's Don't Scare the Hare /\


How long do you let your arm pit hair grow? ya freak!

http://hairstylequestions.com/wp-content/uploads/hairy-lady.jpg




Please count me out.

bloody hell oO you might want to put spoiler in the topic title !!!
Edited by: "richp" 29th Mar 2011

Original Poster

Transit can you now remove my pic- wanted it to a surprise for the winner. Was going to autograph it since I'm the misc celebrity!

I see you've been on Emma's facebook again!

Yeah im in , .............need something to line the kids easter baskets with , cheers Em X)

emmalampkin

Transit can you now remove my pic- wanted it to a surprise for the … Transit can you now remove my pic- wanted it to a surprise for the winner. Was going to autograph it since I'm the misc celebrity!


For now, wait until my impending TV appearance

Banned

we want muff fluff not armpit

magicbeans

i'll take it...just dont send any crappy 7 dvd with it please




Original Poster

Oh and women can enter- you will get my hubby's hair. Win win!! http://www.seyegosucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hairy-man.jpg

Original Poster

Paddy_o_furniture

For now, wait until my impending TV appearance


Yeah Padster I'll pass the baton on when I'm bored. Sure you won't mind my sloppy seconds

Original Poster

DangerGod

we want muff fluff not armpit


No can do DG- won't let it grow in the first place to allow it to be cut off. Shudders at the thought of a hairy Mott....!!

Banned

emmalampkin

No can do DG- won't let it grow in the first place to allow it to be cut … No can do DG- won't let it grow in the first place to allow it to be cut off. Shudders at the thought of a hairy Mott....!!



Each to their own. i dont mind a little mohawk on a beaver. couldnt stomach the thought of an all out bush though.

DangerGod

we want muff fluff not armpit


ditto

Original Poster

I don't mind a landing strip but that is it. Like you say though, each to there own you big hairy muff lover

and the winner is ilovepink?

bit harsh like lol

DangerGod

Each to their own. i dont mind a little mohawk on a beaver. couldnt … Each to their own. i dont mind a little mohawk on a beaver. couldnt stomach the thought of an all out bush though.



Sounds like Ant 'n' Dec will walk out any minute, Kangaroo testicles anyone?
Edited by: "jiminym" 30th Mar 2011

Mind you even babies don't like bush!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/06/10/460bush2.jpg

Although I hear he likes a good fur burger.

http://www.itsnotforthecock.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/george-bush-eats-a-kitten.jpg


Edited by: "jiminym" 30th Mar 2011

CAPTION COMPETITION?

[img]http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XL&zTi=1&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=7&gps=64_39_1020_462&f=00&tt=3&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/H/bush_turkey.jpg[/img]

Oh and the hair?

I had a mix up with the shower gel and the wife's Immac, I'd stick it round my turkey twizzler.

Bound to make more on ebay than Britney Spears' chewing gum so that's what i would do with it

jiminym

Mind you even babies don't like bush!



i lold lots!

I'd make one EPIC toupee!

put it in my flat mates dinner!

Original Poster

Anyone else before I start plucking???

I'll give myself a beard

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