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    Fresh Prince [Donald Trump version]

    Seen this doing the rounds on Facebook recently and it made me laugh so thought I'd share on here.

    ****

    Now this is a story all about how
    The world got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you all about the **** with the ridiculous hair

    I was to a billionaire, born and raised
    In the bankruptcy courts I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin', a fool
    And all groping some pussy outside of the school
    With a couple of guys who were wearing the hood
    I started blaming latins in your neighborhood
    I dissed this disabled guy, but nobody cared
    They said, “He’s movin on the White House, but we’re still not scared.”

    I whistled for a limo and when it came near
    The license plate said "Trump" and it had gold in the mirror
    If anything I could say this ride was fine
    But I thought, "I’ve got billions"
    – "I’m elite, it’s all mine."

    I pulled up to the White House at 7 or 8
    And I yelled at the driver, "Go home, migrant labor."
    I looked at my kingdom
    With the world in despair
    To sit on my throne as the **** with the hair

    8 Comments

    boooooomm X)

    luv it....

    There's going to be a whole section of HUKD that are simply too young to get the reference LoL. Loving the rhymes ... drop the mic!

    should be titled stale prince of bell ends

    o0bean0o0head0o

    should be titled stale prince of bell ends


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    BagABargain78

    There's going to be a whole section of HUKD that are simply too young to … There's going to be a whole section of HUKD that are simply too young to get the reference LoL. Loving the rhymes ... drop the mic!



    Nope, doubt that. This is where codgers come to hang out.

    Ahahaha! Love it Op! Pmsl

    BRILLIANT
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