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    (Please note this is just for fun relating to a former member of staff at Asda on the news tonight, licking a raw chicken then putting carefully back on the shelf for one unlucky customer to purchase) please see youtube video: youtube.com/wat…zPY

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    this guy was an amateur-you should see some of the asda staff made videos that resulted in sackings-x rated doesnt even begin to describe!

    ill take 10

    :thumbsup:finger licking good!! what did he stuff it with i wonder?

    As I have said before I own a cleaning business and I sacked one of my staff last year for one of the most disgusting things ever.

    Apparently she didnt like this lady she went to every week as she moaned a lot - so one day she went in and seen some chicken fillets defrosting. This 'female' then urinated into a jug and put this old ladies chicken into it - then proceeded to place it back onto plate.

    All my girls go to jobs in two's so this tramp had 'boasted' to the other girl about what she had done. Well she called me and I flew into my car to this house. I had to explain to old lady I was here doing spot checks............then I had to 'knock' over her plate onto floor with chicken going everywhere. I had to stop her from eating it.

    I sacked her instantly - isnt it disgusting what some people do

    barky;6310770

    this guy was an amateur-you should see some of the asda staff made videos … this guy was an amateur-you should see some of the asda staff made videos that resulted in sackings-x rated doesnt even begin to describe!



    Show us show us show us lol xxx

    Hope nobody licks the parson's nose

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    bossyboots;6311049

    As I have said before I own a cleaning business and I sacked one of my … As I have said before I own a cleaning business and I sacked one of my staff last year for one of the most disgusting things ever.Apparently she didnt like this lady she went to every week as she moaned a lot - so one day she went in and seen some chicken fillets defrosting. This 'female' then urinated into a jug and put this old ladies chicken into it - then proceeded to place it back onto plate.All my girls go to jobs in two's so this tramp had 'boasted' to the other girl about what she had done. Well she called me and I flew into my car to this house. I had to explain to old lady I was here doing spot checks............then I had to 'knock' over her plate onto floor with chicken going everywhere. I had to stop her from eating it. I sacked her instantly - isnt it disgusting what some people do



    Wow that's gross!

    Banned

    you forgot to clean the jug

    bossyboots;6311049

    As I have said before I own a cleaning business and I sacked one of my … As I have said before I own a cleaning business and I sacked one of my staff last year for one of the most disgusting things ever.Apparently she didnt like this lady she went to every week as she moaned a lot - so one day she went in and seen some chicken fillets defrosting. This 'female' then urinated into a jug and put this old ladies chicken into it - then proceeded to place it back onto plate.Eugh yuck...good plan knocking the chicken over and not losing business/your reputation in the process.All my girls go to jobs in two's so this tramp had 'boasted' to the other girl about what she had done. Well she called me and I flew into my car to this house. I had to explain to old lady I was here doing spot checks............then I had to 'knock' over her plate onto floor with chicken going everywhere. I had to stop her from eating it. I sacked her instantly - isnt it disgusting what some people do

    lumoruk;6313872

    you forgot to clean the jug



    LOL !!!

    lumoruk;6313872

    you forgot to clean the jug



    Reminds me of doing a pregnancy test once, and of course having to do it first thing in the morning, but to make sure the kids didnt see, had to be quick in the bathroom, so peed into the bathroom jug, took it out the room and stood it on the bookcase in my bedroom...

    Left my bedroom, only to walk back in a moment or so later to see my very nosey toddler tipping the jug over slightly to try and drink what he musta thought was juice...........

    :oops:

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    ClarityofMind;6319910

    Reminds me of doing a pregnancy test once, and of course having to do it … Reminds me of doing a pregnancy test once, and of course having to do it first thing in the morning, but to make sure the kids didnt see, had to be quick in the bathroom, so peed into the bathroom jug, took it out the room and stood it on the bookcase in my bedroom... Left my bedroom, only to walk back in a moment or so later to see my very nosey toddler tipping the jug over slightly to try and drink what he musta thought was juice........... :oops:



    Lol aww. :thumbsup:

    ClarityofMind;6319910

    Reminds me of doing a pregnancy test once, and of course having to do it … Reminds me of doing a pregnancy test once, and of course having to do it first thing in the morning, but to make sure the kids didnt see, had to be quick in the bathroom, so peed into the bathroom jug, took it out the room and stood it on the bookcase in my bedroom... Left my bedroom, only to walk back in a moment or so later to see my very nosey toddler tipping the jug over slightly to try and drink what he musta thought was juice........... :oops:



    hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! aaawwww the stories we have got for them when they are older lol (or maybe not :oops:)

    dcx_badass;6320176

    I know someone who picked up a raw steak rubbed it down their face and … I know someone who picked up a raw steak rubbed it down their face and put it back and someone bought it later on.



    friend of my brothers owned a curry restaurant and the story was the chef uh, got excited into a rude customers meal?

    Think it may be just an urban myth but!!!

    ClarityofMind;6320195

    friend of my brothers owned a curry restaurant and the story was the chef … friend of my brothers owned a curry restaurant and the story was the chef uh, got excited into a rude customers meal?Think it may be just an urban myth but!!!



    well that urban myth has spread up here to Glasgow lol as av heard the story a few times YUK

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    bossyboots;6320388

    well that urban myth has spread up here to Glasgow lol as av heard the … well that urban myth has spread up here to Glasgow lol as av heard the story a few times YUK



    My mate told me of a take-away in Preston where they have two bottles of mayonnaise, one for white customers and one for Asian customers. The bottle for Asian customers has Hellmans in it, as does the one for white customers but with several special ingredients! Well actually the same special ingredient from several different people! I'm sure you can use your imagination How gross is that!:?

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    dcx_badass;6320176

    I know someone who picked up a raw steak rubbed it down their face and … I know someone who picked up a raw steak rubbed it down their face and put it back and someone bought it later on.



    Mad Cow! Bu Bum Tish!:thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6320195

    friend of my brothers owned a curry restaurant and the story was the chef … friend of my brothers owned a curry restaurant and the story was the chef uh, got excited into a rude customers meal?Think it may be just an urban myth but!!!



    Worst thing you can do is complain about food and send it back to get a replacement! Bad idea! They could be doing anything to your food in the back!

    massmail666;6313786

    people like u are the pillars of society. makes me proud to know people … people like u are the pillars of society. makes me proud to know people like u are on this planet :thumbsup:



    i :lol: at that, pillar of society:? same person who reckons those who work for the emergency services are scrowngers, because they get some free stuff now and again, please

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