Friendship among Women:
    A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning,
    she told her husband she had slept over at a friend's house.
    The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
    None of them knew anything about it.
    Friendship among Men:
    A man didn't come home one night. The next morning, he
    told his wife he had slept over at a friend's house.
    The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
    Eight confirmed he had slept over and two said he was still there.


    Original Poster

    I 'm joking ................dont get SSSSSSSSerious:whistling:


    old old old

    Original Poster


    old old old

    ok another

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
    with four young Mothers and their small children.

    'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

    To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed
    with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'

    He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is
    with money.Again, it manifests itself in your child's name,

    He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is
    alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took
    her little boy By the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick,
    we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.''

    I like that one....

    Original Poster


    I like that one....

    another ........? me think my avatar is me perfectly .........

    Two Friends Play Golf on Saturday

    There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. Well, one Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked them if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the man and said it was OK. So they teed off. About two holes into the game, the friends got curious of what the lone man did for a living. So they asked him. The stranger told them that he was a hitman. The friends kind of laughed. The man said, 'No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere I go. You can take a look if you like.'

    So one of the guys decided he would. He opened up the bag and sure enough, there was this rifle with a huge scope on it. He got all excited about it. He said, 'WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?' The stranger handed him the rifle. The man looked for a second and said, 'YEAH! You can! I can even see through my windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked. Isn't she beautiful? WAIT! There's my next door neighbor! He's naked too!' This upset the man, so he asked the hitman how much it would be for a hit.

    The hit man replied, 'It's $1000 every time I pull the trigger.'

    The man said, '$1000, ouch! Well, OK. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She is always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor right in the dick, just for screwing around with my wife.'

    The hit man agrees so he gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking for about 5 minutes. Well, the man starts to get impatient and asks the hitman what he is waiting for. The hitman replies, 'Just hold on now... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks.'

    Original Poster

    that went round work today:thumbsup:
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