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    I got a new stick deodorant today.
    The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
    I can barely walk, but whenever I break wind the room smells lovely

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    'I went down the doctors the other day to buy a packet of suppositories.
    It said on the back: 'To be inserted 4 inches up the rectum. Keep out of the reach of children .

    You'd think 4 inches would be enough :thinking:

    whatsThePoint;8398230

    'I went down the doctors the other day to buy a packet of … 'I went down the doctors the other day to buy a packet of suppositories.It said on the back: 'To be inserted 4 inches up the rectum. Keep out of the reach of children .You'd think 4 inches would be enough :thinking:




    Mmm , Frank Skinner's or your own gag?

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    paulreden;8398240

    Mmm , Frank Skinner's or your own gag?



    Might be one of his :oops:
    but i thought this was the putting things up your bum old joke thread :whistling:

    Went to the Doctor's last week, and he gave me some suppositories to take, to be honest for all the good they've done I might as well have shoved them up my ar5e........

    went to the doctors last week told him i had a strwaberry stuck up my ****, he said dont worry i got some cream for that

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    this thread stinks.


    quick mike do a fart!

    nice one op
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