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    A London lawyer and a Lancashireman are sitting next to each other on a long flight up North.
    The lawyer is thinking that Northerners are all 'cloth cap and clogs' and that he can fool them easily
    So the lawyer asks if the Lancashireman would like to play a fun game?
    The Lancashireman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few ZZZs.
    The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only £5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500.'
    This catches the Lancashiremans attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
    The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'
    The Lancashireman doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-pound note, and hands it to the lawyer.
    Now, it's the Lancashiremans turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
    The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the British Library. He sends e-mails to all the smart Southern friends he knows, all to no avail. After over an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Lancashireman and hands him £500.
    The Lancashireman pockets the £500 and goes straight back to sleep.
    The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the answer. He wakes the Lancashireman up and asks, 'Well! What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
    The Lancashireman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to sleep.

    41 Comments

    you realise i'm a londoner.... right??

    stick yer dukes up matey!!!

    yea but your not male or a lawyer com



    or are you :lol:

    ClarityofMind;6324810

    you realise i'm a londoner.... right??stick yer dukes up matey!!!



    Typical londoner wanting a fight :roll:

    :lol: i loled at that one, well done :lol:

    Staroffurby;6324829

    Typical londoner wanting a fight :roll:



    she couldn't fight her self out of a web paper bag :whistling:

    I thought you lived in Essex CoM? Near Romford if I remember correctly (which I'm probably not!)

    faevilangel;6324843

    she couldn't fight her self out of a web paper bag :whistling:



    a total wimp, bark worse than her bite, a big softie! :whistling:

    micoo;6324838

    :lol: i loled at that one, well done :lol:



    i seen that one about ten times

    Staroffurby;6324852

    a total wimp, bark worse than her bite, a big softie! :whistling:



    yup :w00t:

    lol thats pretty good lol

    Hehehehe :giggle:

    Staroffurby;6324829

    Typical londoner wanting a fight



    faevilangel;6324843

    she couldn't fight her self out of a web paper bag



    Staroffurby;6324852

    a total wimp, bark worse than her bite, a big softie!



    Ha!! I'mma get you two later Once i've finished beating everyone up xx

    :w00t:

    Babbabooey;6324845

    I thought you lived in Essex CoM? Near Romford if I remember correctly … I thought you lived in Essex CoM? Near Romford if I remember correctly (which I'm probably not!)



    no no you're right.

    London covers half of essex and most of middlesex hun xxx

    faevilangel;6324826

    yea but your not male or a lawyer com :por are you :lol:



    i'm not a lawyer nope lol

    as for being male............... sometimes when it suits me lol!

    Dave xx

    ClarityofMind;6324895

    Ha!! I'mma get you two later Once i've finished beating everyone up Ha!! I'mma get you two later Once i've finished beating everyone up xx:w00t:



    no fights in my hood :lol:

    ClarityofMind;6324904

    no no you're right. London covers half of essex and most of middlesex hun … no no you're right. London covers half of essex and most of middlesex hun xxx



    Yeah I know, I used to live in Hainault. Bloody Central line, glad to be shot of it.

    It makes you an Essex bird, not a Londoner though I'm afraid.

    ClarityofMind;6324895

    Ha!! I'mma get you two later Once i've finished beating everyone up Ha!! I'mma get you two later Once i've finished beating everyone up xx:w00t:



    oh is the whips and chains coming out again? :w00t:

    ClarityofMind;6324895

    Ha!! I'mma get you two later Once i've finished beating everyone up Ha!! I'mma get you two later Once i've finished beating everyone up xx:w00t:



    you know where i am ;-)

    ClarityofMind;6324911

    i'm not a lawyer nope lolas for being male............... sometimes when … i'm not a lawyer nope lolas for being male............... sometimes when it suits me lol!Dave xx



    ewwwwwww ... scrap the above

    Babbabooey;6324929

    Yeah I know, I used to live in Hainault. Bloody Central line, glad to be … Yeah I know, I used to live in Hainault. Bloody Central line, glad to be shot of it.It makes you an Essex bird, not a Londoner though I'm afraid.



    I have enough trouble with this lot callin me a blonde bint of an essex girl without you agreeing with em :w00t::roll:

    Staroffurby;6324933

    oh is the whips and chains coming out again? :w00t:



    yup, strip off babe, punishment time :w00t:

    faevilangel;6324945

    you know where i am ;-)ewwwwwww ... scrap the above



    lmao!!!

    Thought you were busy reading your new book anyway

    ClarityofMind;6324947

    I have enough trouble with this lot callin me a blonde bint of an essex … I have enough trouble with this lot callin me a blonde bint of an essex girl without you agreeing with em :w00t::roll:



    but you are

    ClarityofMind;6324954

    lmao!!!Thought you were busy reading your new book anyway



    not started yet ....

    ClarityofMind;6324950

    yup, strip off babe, punishment time :w00t:



    Again! Oh seven times last night not enough? lol

    Jumpingphil;6325077

    I thought this was going to be a funny joke with the number of posts in … I thought this was going to be a funny joke with the number of posts in it.:x



    Blame COM :whistling:

    Jumpingphil;6325169

    I blame her for everything.........But then I have to forgive as she is … I blame her for everything.........But then I have to forgive as she is an Essex person like me.



    I feel sorry for you both :whistling:

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6324810

    you realise i'm a londoner.... right??stick yer dukes up matey!!!


    I suppose the Marquess of Queensberry Rules apply:p

    Original Poster

    Jumpingphil;6325077

    I thought this was going to be a funny joke with the number of posts in … I thought this was going to be a funny joke with the number of posts in it.:x


    Bah humbug :w00t:

    Staroffurby;6324984

    Again! Oh seven times last night not enough? lol



    this is just the kind of vicious evil rumour people will believe you know... especially as they're sometimes true :w00t:

    Jumpingphil;6325169

    I blame her for everything.........But then I have to forgive as she is … I blame her for everything.........But then I have to forgive as she is an Essex person like me.



    awwwhhh..

    If I'm forgiven I dont mind being blamed. Least of all by you Phil xx

    MikeL;6325421

    I suppose the Marquess of Queensberry Rules apply:p



    this is London babe, the only rules are " you mess wit me and I'll mess with you, bigger, harder, faster" ;-)

    ClarityofMind;6325756

    this is just the kind of vicious evil rumour people will believe you … this is just the kind of vicious evil rumour people will believe you know... especially as they're sometimes true :w00t:



    lol look at her blowing her own trumpet?

    That is a trumpet right? :w00t:

    Staroffurby;6325773

    lol look at her blowing her own trumpet?That is a trumpet right? :w00t:



    only when you're drunk ... lol ;-)

    starsparkle2311;6325937

    Excellent avvy Furby:thumbsup:



    hello baby xxxx

    starsparkle2311;6325937

    Excellent avvy Furby:thumbsup:



    well thank you

    Staroffurby;6325948

    well thank you



    you should put your real piccy up as your avvy :whistling:

    starsparkle2311;6325966

    Hey CoM, you well today honey pie?:-D x x x



    i'm tired honey, come stroke my hair and sing me lullabyes :-D xxx

    ClarityofMind;6325962

    you should put your real piccy up as your avvy :whistling:



    then have to pay for all those broken monitors :oops:

    Staroffurby;6325998

    then have to pay for all those broken monitors :oops:



    hardly dont put yourself down, Vic :w00t:

    ClarityofMind;6326006

    hardly dont put yourself down, Vic :w00t:



    Sorry Dave ka ka ka ka ka!

    Staroffurby;6326024

    Sorry Dave ka ka ka ka ka!



    it's the dove from above!!!!!
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